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SCP-001-FISHISH-S-PROPOSAL-J Apollyon ? low confidence
Fishish's Proposal
Expected annual
$0
One-time setup
$0
Annual recurring
$0
This SCP entry is a clearly labeled -J (joke/parody) article; no realistic containment program is described or implied, so Foundation operational cost estimates are set to $0. This report therefore diverges materially from the original stage-2 report (which produced multi-trillion estimates) because that report treated a parody as a real-world contingency.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $0
Facilities $0
Article is a joke/parody (-J). No actual containment facilities are described; therefore no one-time Foundation capital costs are justified.
Equipment $0
No real anomalous hardware or equipment procurement is specified in the article; joke status precludes costing.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $0
Article contains no actionable research program or lab requirements. Containment/research spend is not grounded in the text.
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $0/yr
Staff Wages $0/yr
No staff hires/sustained workforce are justified by the article; the entry is comedic and provides no operational staffing plan.
Facilities Maintenance $0/yr
No facilities to maintain are described in the article.
Supplies And Consumables $0/yr
No consumables or life-support programs are specified; cannot cost a parody narrative.
Research And Monitoring $0/yr
Article contains no concrete research or monitoring programs for the Foundation to fund.
Logistics And Transport $0/yr
No logistics/transport operations are described or implied in the joke entry.
Cover Story And Legal $0/yr
Cover-ups or legal programs are not meaningfully outlined in the article; as a parody this is not costed.
⚡ Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $0/yr
95.0% probability / year
Treat the article as a joke/parody: no operational spending is authorized or warranted.
article_remains_classified_as_-J no_real-world_anomalous_requirements_present
🚨 Parody Misinterpretation $0/yr
5.0% probability / year +$0 vs baseline
Low-probability administrative/communications expense if the parody is mistakenly treated as a genuine emergency (administrative cleanup only).
misinterpretation_by_non-authoritative_entity administrative_review_or_database_lock
📋 Confidence Notes
Low confidence because the article is intentionally a -J parody and contains no genuine containment details. This re-evaluation corrects the original stage-2 report's error of treating a joke entry as a real Apollyon contingency and therefore removes all fabricated cost items; all Foundation-operational estimates are set to $0 accordingly.
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