SCP-2034
Keter
~
medium confidence
SCP-2034
Expected annual
$21.4M
One-time setup
$6.9M
Annual recurring
$20.4M
Personnel
50
Estimated one-time startup costs are approximately $6.93M for secure facilities, IT, vehicles and initial lab/training; baseline recurring operations run roughly $20.39M/year driven primarily by personnel (core staff + MTF), legal/PR/disinformation operations, rights buyouts and regional monitoring. Major incidents can increase costs by millions to tens of millions in a response year.
One-Time Capital Costs
Total: $6.9M
Annual Recurring Costs
Total: $20.4M/yr
Cost Scenarios
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Baseline
(baseline)
$20.4M/yr
Normal year with ongoing monitoring, routine incidents handled within baseline operational budgets.
routine detections
small-scale suppression and amnestic administrations
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Minor Incident
$21.4M/yr
Localized high-profile incident requiring extra field deployments, legal action, and limited buyouts or PR operations.
viral post featuring SCP-2034-A
single celebrity affected requiring suppression
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Major Breach
$45.4M/yr
Large-scale exposure (multiple high-profile targets or persistent leaks) requiring extensive global takedowns, major studio buyouts, wide legal action and surge MTF operations.
widespread media leak
simultaneous high-profile cases
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Political Exposure
$25.4M/yr
Incident involving a prominent political figure or requiring diplomatic cover, driving high legal, diplomatic and covert payment costs.
politician or government official affected
international diplomatic involvement
Personnel
50 total
| Role | Count | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Research Scientist | 8 | [#6, #14] Media forensics, memetics/vision scientists and behavioral researchers (part of core R&D staff). |
| IT / SOC Analyst | 3 | [#5, #12] Continuous scraping, SOC operations and monitoring platform analysts (part of core staff). |
| Operations Manager / Legal / PR | 4 | [#6, #23, #22] Ops managers coordinating responses, legal liaison and PR lead. |
| Evidence Technician / Archivist | 3 | [#6, #19] Evidence collection, cataloging and secure media handling staff. |
| Engineer / Maintenance | 3 | [#3, #33] Facilities, HVAC, TEMPEST and equipment maintenance engineers. |
| Medical Officer | 2 | [#16] Medical staff allocated for amnestic administration and monitoring. |
| Administrative Staff | 2 | [#6] Administrative and support staff for coordination, scheduling and vendor management. |
| Security Officer / MTF Agent | 25 | [#7] MTF Upsilon-89 operational personnel (rotating covert field team for deployments). |
Confidence Notes
Analyst notes provide detailed line items and ranges, enabling a reasonable mid-range estimate; however SCP-2034's anomalous behavior, per-incident variability (rights buyouts, hush payments, legal settlements) and potential for extreme scaling create substantial uncertainty, so confidence is medium.