SCP-2382 Safe ~ medium confidence
SCP-2382
Expected annual
$80K
One-time setup
$97K
Annual recurring
$79K
Personnel
0.3
Total one-time startup and stabilization costs are estimated at $97,000 (mainly driven by a recommended contingency reserve and initial analytical/setup items). Recurring annual costs are about $78,700/yr, driven primarily by site security pro-rata staffing, medical/psychiatric contingency, emergency-readiness, and archival/monitoring efforts.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $97K
Contingency Reserve $50K
[#17] Recommended one-time contingency reserve for unexpected anomalous behavior, urgent relocation, or extended care.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $18K
[#12] Optional one-time multidisciplinary analytical study (GC-MS, microscopy, ink/wood analysis).
Equipment $10K
[#2, #3, #4] Tamper-detection/alarm integration hardware; climate-controlled archival insert; CCTV camera + DVR install.
Facilities $9K
[#1] Purchase and installation of a secure containment locker / museum-grade safe with internal mounting and cushioning.
Transfer Logistics Per Move $5K
[#15] Contingency per-move cost for secure transport / armored courier / containment crate (per move).
Sop And Initial Training $4K
[#7] Creation of SOPs, initial staff training sessions and signage.
Initial Vetting $500
[#6] One-time initial background checks / vetting fees for key-holders (estimated aggregate).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $79K/yr
Staff Wages $25K/yr
[#5] Pro-rata allocation of site security staffing (~0.3 FTE equivalent).
Medical And Psychiatric Contingency $15K/yr
[#9] Annual contingency for ER treatment, physical therapy, psychiatric counseling and follow-ups (per-incident costs noted in item #9).
Emergency Response And Drills $10K/yr
[#8] On-call emergency containment response readiness, training time and quarterly drills (security + medic + researcher time).
Cover Story And Legal $8K/yr
[#16] Annual costs for documentation, classification maintenance, redaction, minimal legal/PR cover-up overhead.
Research And Monitoring $7K/yr
[#3, #11, #7] Periodic conservation inspections, archival maintenance/scanning, occasional consultant fees, and refresher training.
Incident Investigation $5K/yr
[#10] Baseline allocation for forensic/forensic-lab expenses and scene documentation; larger per-incident costs budgeted as needed.
Site Overhead Allocation $3K/yr
[#18] Apportioned share of Site-32 overhead (electricity, HVAC, building maintenance, monitoring).
Facilities Maintenance $3K/yr
[#4, #14] Annual servicing/maintenance of camera/storage and HVAC/microclimate insert, electronic locks, sensors, batteries, plus footage storage IT costs.
Access Admin $2K/yr
[#6] Recurring access-card administration, periodic re-vetting and admin costs for key-holder list maintenance.
Supplies And Consumables $650/yr
[#13] Consumables and PPE (nitrile gloves, archival bags, tamper seals, tape, desiccants).
Tamper Monitoring $350/yr
[#2] Recurring monitoring & maintenance for tamper-detection/alarm integration (service/monitoring fees).
Logistics And Transport $0/yr
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D Class Testing Program $0/yr
[#19] Not applicable under current 'no-testing' policy; large recurring costs would apply if testing resumed (~$100,000+/yr).
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $79K/yr
97.5% probability / year
Normal year with no unauthorized openings or major incidents; routine maintenance, monitoring, training, and contingencies remain funded.
no breaches routine inspections standard admin and training
🚨 Minor Incident $94K/yr
2.0% probability / year +$15K vs baseline
Accidental opening by authorized or unauthorized staff leading to localized medical treatment, forensic work, and short-term increased security response.
accidental opening single-person exposure limited medical/forensic response
🚨 Major Breach $209K/yr
0.5% probability / year +$130K vs baseline
Significant containment failure or escalation requiring relocation, major medical/psychiatric care, extensive forensic investigation, and legal/PR actions.
multiple exposures severe injuries/PTSD forced relocation/large-scale investigation
👥 Personnel 0.3 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 0.3 [#5] Pro-rata allocation of site security (approx. 0.3 FTE equivalent covered by staff_wages).
📋 Confidence Notes
Containment and operational needs are well-described; many line items have ranges and optional elements (e.g., optional analytical study, contingency reserve). Estimates rely on pro-rata allocations and standard museum/security pricing rather than line-item invoices, so uncertainty remains moderate.
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