SCP-2785 Humanoid ~ medium confidence
SCP-2785
Expected annual
$834K
One-time setup
$2.5M
Annual recurring
$824K
Personnel
8
Initial one-time setup is dominated by specialized containment modifications, remote sensing equipment, and optional long-term research escalation funds. Recurring annual costs are driven primarily by security and research staff wages, sensing/monitoring maintenance, and various event-related operational expenses.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $2.5M
Long Term Research Escalation $1.8M
[#21] Optional/conditional one-time budget for escalated invasive analysis or construction of specialized non-metal remote manipulators / containment labs.
Contingency Reserve Initial $500K
[#20] Initial contingency / incident reserve allocation for unexpected containment incidents or relocation (one-time fund).
Equipment $191K
[#2, #3, #10] Ballistic viewing window and installation, CCTV/recording server hardware (one-time component), and remote non-invasive sensing equipment suite purchases.
Facilities $74K
[#1, #4] Containment cell lead-lining and structural non-metallic finish plus ventilation upgrade and certification (one-time structural/work costs).
Rare Textbook Acquisition $15K
[#13] Acquisition/conservation of pre-1960 textbooks (initial purchases and conservation setup).
Lead Abatement Ppe And Training $2K
[#6] Initial PPE procurement and initial lead-safety training/setup (one-time).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $0
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🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $824K/yr
Staff Wages $650K/yr
[#7, #8, #9] Security staffing (4 FTE guards) plus containment technicians (2 FTE) and research staff (2 FTE) salaries and overhead.
Cover Story And Legal $35K/yr
[#19] Legal/cover-story and procurement obfuscation, vendor obfuscation and PR/legal overhead.
Wastewater Contamination Mitigation $30K/yr
[#24] Contingent annual wastewater/treatment and decontamination costs if organic core sampling occurs.
Sensing Maintenance And Calibration $20K/yr
[#10] Annual maintenance, calibration, and data-processing upkeep for remote non-invasive sensors.
Specialized Disassembly Per Instance $15K/yr
[#15] Annual budget for specialized disassembly/recycling of previous instance components per SCP-2785-1 cycle.
Post Event Storage And Processing $12K/yr
[#14] Storage, sorting, hazardous handling and recycling processing of post-event materials.
Facilities Maintenance $10K/yr
[#5, #4] Biweekly lead-lining inspections, lead-hazard monitoring and testing, occasional repair budget, plus ventilation maintenance/energy certification upkeep.
Administrative Overhead And Internal Auditing $10K/yr
[#23] Accounting, recordkeeping and internal audits of compliance with lead-inspection and non-metal policies.
Medical And Emergency Readiness $8K/yr
[#16] Medics on-call, emergency kits, antidotes, trauma kits and readiness for roaming period and events.
Research And Monitoring $6K/yr
[#11] Annual SCP-2785-1 event logistics & overtime, researcher/technician overtime and event-related consumables.
Data Archiving $6K/yr
[#17] Secure archival servers, encrypted backups, and analysis/recordkeeping costs.
Supplies And Consumables $6K/yr
[#12] Materials provisioning budget for non-metallic contraptions, consumables and fabrication (annual replenishment).
Training And Procedural Updates $4K/yr
[#18] Recurring staff training on non-metal protocols, inspection procedures, and escort protocols.
Textbook Replacement And Conservation $3K/yr
[#13] Annual conservation, replacement, and archival maintenance for pre-1960 textbooks and materials.
Utilities $2K/yr
[#22] Electricity, HVAC and power costs for cameras, servers, ventilation and lighting.
Cctv And Recording $2K/yr
[#3] Ongoing CCTV storage, redundant backup storage, UPS upkeep and recording maintenance.
Ventilation Maintenance And Energy $1K/yr
[#4] Yearly energy and maintenance costs for ventilation system and certified airflow compliance.
Lead Ppe Replacements And Training $750/yr
[#6] Replacement PPE, consumables and annual refresher training for lead safety.
Logistics And Transport $0/yr
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Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $824K/yr
94.0% probability / year
Normal uneventful year with routine inspections, scheduled events and no major incidents.
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🚨 Minor Incident $874K/yr
5.0% probability / year +$50K vs baseline
Small containment damage or equipment failure requiring repairs, overtime and limited hazmat response.
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🚨 Major Breach $1.6M/yr
1.0% probability / year +$750K vs baseline
Serious containment breach or hazardous-core discovery requiring relocation, heavy hazmat mobilization, and escalation of research/containment facilities.
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👥 Personnel 8 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 4 [#7] Four FTE guards to provide two-guard coverage for daily free-roam and rotations/leave coverage.
Containment Technician 2 [#8] Two FTE containment techs for day-to-day checks, inspections, ventilation, and on-call responses.
Research Scientist 2 [#9] Two FTE research staff (mechanical engineers/mathematicians) for monitoring, analysis and permitted study.
📋 Confidence Notes
Staffing, inspection, and equipment recurring costs are well-bounded; large uncertainties remain around contingency use, long-term research escalation decisions, and conditional wastewater/biowaste handling which drive the biggest variance.
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