SCP-3295 Euclid ~ medium confidence
SCP-3295
Expected annual
$166K
One-time setup
$137K
Annual recurring
$160K
Personnel
4
One-time site adaptations and a central contingency reserve drive upfront costs (~$137k), while recurring expenses are dominated by healthcare/productivity impacts, research/monitoring and risk reserves (~$161k/yr).
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $137K
Contingency Reserve $100K
[#15] Central standby contingency reserve for SCP-3295-A recurrence / negotiation operations (one-time set-aside).
Facilities $28K
[#3, #4, #5, #12, #19] Fire‑safe furnishings (#3), heat-detector/suppression integration installation (#4), HVAC/ADA/egress adjustments (#5), one-time engineering/compliance work (#12), and accessibility retrofit construction (#19).
Equipment $6K
[#2, #7] Access-control/card reader + single CCTV installation and wiring (#2) and fireproof waste/disposal bins (#7).
Signage And Training $3K
[#1] Initial design/printing of signage and policy documents and initial training module development and materials.
Background Screening $500
[#21] One-time higher-level background checks for initial authorized users (per-person checks / setup).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $0
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🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $160K/yr
Staff Wages $30K/yr
[#13, #1] Incremental monitoring/incident-response staffing and overtime; includes modest HR/LMS delivery time for training updates.
Productivity Loss $25K/yr
[#10] Lost productivity / paid break labor cost from smokers (estimate for ~10 smokers taking regular paid breaks).
Risk Premium Reserve $25K/yr
[#24] Annual conservative reserve for unforeseen anomalous side-effects and emergent research following unusual behavior.
Research And Monitoring $20K/yr
[#14] Periodic anomalous monitoring, documentation, and small research taskings regarding SCP-3295 behavior and SCP-3295-A.
Medical Surveillance And Healthcare $15K/yr
[#9] Incremental healthcare utilization and medical surveillance costs attributable to permitted indoor smoking (ballpark for ~10 active smokers per site).
Cover Story And Legal $10K/yr
[#16] Legal, HR, internal communications, waivers and incident-related counsel / messaging costs.
Contingency Incident Ops $10K/yr
[#15] Recurring operational budget for incident response if SCP-3295-A reappears (travel, negotiation, emergency teams) averaged over time.
Supplies And Consumables $7K/yr
[#6, #7, #8] Regular cleaning/janitorial service and consumables (#6), periodic waste pickup/disposal (#7), and small safety consumables (replacement ashtrays, signage) (#8).
Space Opportunity Cost $6K/yr
[#23] Opportunity cost / value of dedicating ~100 ft2 to SCP-3295 rather than alternative use.
Background Vetting Workload $3K/yr
[#21] Ongoing higher-level vetting workload and rechecks for authorized users.
Facilities Maintenance $3K/yr
[#2, #4, #12, #20] Ongoing access-control/CCTV maintenance and footage storage (#2), annual fire-detection testing/inspection (#4), periodic safety/code audits (#12), and incremental utilities/energy for extractor/lighting (#20).
Insurance Premium Adjustment $2K/yr
[#11] Increased property/occupational insurance premiums due to indoor smoking/fire risk and employee health liabilities.
External Contractors $2K/yr
[#22] Occasional specialty cleaning (odor removal, fabric restoration) and vendor technical inspections.
It And Recordkeeping $1K/yr
[#17] IT storage, logging, database admin and recordkeeping for usage, incidents and medical surveillance.
Pest Control $600/yr
[#18] Periodic pest inspections and treatment due to accumulations of butts/food.
Logistics And Transport $0/yr
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Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $160K/yr
88.0% probability / year
Normal uneventful year with routine maintenance, monitoring, training and reserves but no incidents.
routine_operations no_incidents
🚨 Minor Incident $186K/yr
10.0% probability / year +$25K vs baseline
Small incident (localized fire risk, odor complaint, pest outbreak, or minor injury) requiring cleanup, legal/admin attention and limited overtime.
localized_fire_or_smoke_event minor_medical_claims specialized_cleaning
🚨 Recurrence Of 3295 A $310K/yr
2.0% probability / year +$150K vs baseline
Reappearance of SCP-3295-A requiring negotiation, travel, legal counsel, emergency research teams and possible containment adjustments.
SCP-3295-A_contact negotiation_or_removal_attempt emergency_research_deployment
👥 Personnel 4 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 1 [#13] On-call / response duty for incidents and log/CCTV review; incremental cost included in staff_wages.
Research Scientist 1 [#14] Part-time anomalous monitoring and small research tasks; budgeted in research_and_monitoring.
Administrative Staff 1 [#1, #16] HR/legal liaison for training delivery, policy maintenance, and internal communications; incremental effort covered by staff_wages and cover_story_and_legal.
Engineer / Maintenance 1 [#4, #12, #19] Maintenance and compliance support for fire/HVAC/ADA modifications and inspections; incremental labor captured in facilities_maintenance and one-time facilities costs.
📋 Confidence Notes
Many items are well-defined (facility mods, monitoring, cleaning) so cost categories are reliable, but large ranges on healthcare/productivity impacts and contingency/reserve decisions introduce uncertainty; site-by-site variability (smoker count, local code costs) reduces overall precision.
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