SCP-3569 Safe ~ medium confidence
SCP-3569
Expected annual
$453K
One-time setup
$254K
Annual recurring
$449K
Personnel
4.0
First-year one-time setup is approximately $254,000 driven by containment fit-out, audiovisual/ML equipment, and legal/cover setup; ongoing annual costs are about $449,350/yr driven primarily by staff wages, child welfare, forensic analysis, and contracted expertise.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $254K
Equipment $134K
[#10, #13, #15, #16, #17, #18, #22] One-time hardware purchases: initial PPE kit, hazardous/weapon safes, advanced audio array, high-speed camera suite, 3D/LiDAR/motion capture, GPU/compute provisioning, and secure transport/handling trolley.
Facilities $56K
[#1, #3, #12, #28] One-time physical works: Safe-class locker installation, dedicated testing-room fitout, long-term cabinet/capacity planning and initial additional secure cabinet procurement (safe locker + chamber + cabinet planning/cabinet).
Consent And Legal Setup $20K
[#8] Initial consent/ethical/legal cover setup, background vetting, and administrative integration of cover records.
Coverup Initial Plan $20K
[#26] One-time memetic/disinformation/cover-up planning and initial contingency funding set-up.
Child Legal Processing $10K
[#7] One-time legal/guardianship processing and paperwork required to lawfully place/contract for a child subject or establish long-term care arrangements.
Software And Database Dev $10K
[#19] One-time development/integration for database/inventory, tagging fields, chain-of-custody modules, and audit trails.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $4K
[#2] Baseline conservation/restoration work for the cedar statue (initial conservation and stabilization).
Initial Shelving $500
[#12] Initial shelving and micro-storage setup for spawned items (small shelving purchase).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $449K/yr
Staff Wages $265K/yr
[#4, #5, #6, #9] Salaries and benefits (pro-rated): Level-3 researcher oversight (prorated), 2 technicians/handlers, pediatric medical presence (on-call/prorated), and one guard assigned to testing windows.
Research And Monitoring $66K/yr
[#14, #15, #16, #17, #18, #19, #20, #23, #25] Forensic/materials analyses (SEM/GC‑MS/XRF), audio analysis/software licenses, video archival/storage, 3D/motion maintenance, ongoing compute, database hosting, child psychological evaluations, contracted external experts, and general data archival costs.
Cover Story And Legal $40K/yr
[#8, #26, #29] Ongoing legal upkeep, audits, cover-story maintenance, memetic/disinformation reserve, liaison officers, and administrative/reporting overhead.
Child Welfare $40K/yr
[#7] Recurring child acquisition/welfare costs (housing/education/compensation/long-term care) for a Foundation-placed child or recurring guardian payments (conservative foster-level estimate).
Logistics And Transport $17K/yr
[#22, #21, #30] Internal secure transfers and external shipments of samples, emergency-response per-test reserves (ambulance/ER standby) and live/tabletop drills & containment-readiness exercises.
Supplies And Consumables $12K/yr
[#10, #11, #13, #24, #27] PPE consumables, evidence bags/seals/labels, hazardous-item handling/disposal budgeting and trainings, and general consumables/incidentals.
Facilities Maintenance $9K/yr
[#1, #2, #3, #12, #28] Ongoing facility costs: Safe certification, testing-room maintenance, HVAC/humidity/pest control for cedar conservation, incremental long-term storage environmental control and amortized replacement/expansion of cabinets.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $449K/yr
93.5% probability / year
Normal year with scheduled testing and no major incidents; all recurring operations proceed as planned.
scheduled_tests no_incidents routine_analysis
🚨 Minor Incident $474K/yr
5.0% probability / year +$25K vs baseline
Small medical or handling incident, additional forensic work, short investigation and remediation.
minor_injury unexpected_hazardous_spawn extra_analysis/investigation
🚨 Major Breach $599K/yr
1.0% probability / year +$150K vs baseline
Serious incident involving harmful spawned item causing hospitalization, extended investigation, legal costs, and temporary ramp-up of containment.
severe_injury hazardous_spawn_behaviour extended_research_lockdown
🚨 Political Exposure $649K/yr
0.5% probability / year +$200K vs baseline
Partial public exposure or politically sensitive discovery requiring extensive memetic/PR suppression, settlements, and large-scale cover operations.
media_leak external_investigation political_group_involvement
👥 Personnel 4.0 total
Role Count Notes
Research Scientist (Level-3) 0.5 Senior researcher oversight (prorated across tests); salary burden included in staff_wages [#4].
Technician / Handler 2 Two technicians to prepare room, handle SCP-3569, and log spawned items; salaries included in staff_wages [#5].
Medical Officer / Pediatric Nurse 0.5 Pediatric medical presence on-call/prorated for tests; salary estimate included in staff_wages [#6].
Security Officer / MTF Agent 1 Guard assigned to testing windows and access control; salary included in staff_wages [#9].
📋 Confidence Notes
Estimates are based on analyst itemized ranges and mid-point assumptions; staffing FTE allocations, assumed test frequency, and spawn-rate assumptions drive uncertainty. Costs for unusual anomalous escalation or new site creation are not modeled and would increase uncertainty.
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