SCP-3886 Neutralized ~ medium confidence
SCP-3886
Expected annual
$1.2M
One-time setup
$962K
Annual recurring
$1.2M
Personnel
9
Estimated one-time setup costs are approximately $962,500, driven by construction of a reinforced test chamber, biohazard equipment, and a seeded emergency fund. Ongoing annual costs are roughly $1,164,250/yr, driven mainly by continuous staffing (guards, researcher, vet, program manager), medical care, and facility overhead for testing and carcass procurement.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $962K
Emergency Seed Fund One Time $300K
[#22] Seed rapid-response / contingency fund (one-time establishment of reserve).
Test Chamber Construction $225K
[#11] Reinforced, impact-resistant test chamber construction with drains, viewing ports and remote systems for animating large carcasses.
Biohazard Equipment $105K
[#15] Purchase option for autoclave/incinerator for on-site biohazard processing (alternative to contracting).
Facilities $60K
[#4] Humanoid containment cell construction/retrofit for SCP-3886-01 (standard low-threat cell).
Truck Purchase $60K
[#17] Purchase of refrigerated/secure transport vehicle for carcass and artifact transfers (optional vs contract).
Small Contingency One Time $50K
[#29] Small discretionary anomalous contingency fund (one-time reserve).
Walk In Refrigeration $42K
[#12] Walk-in refrigerated storage / cold chain unit for recent carcasses with secure access.
Background Checks Initial $40K
[#10] Initial background checks/security clearance costs for handling personnel.
Equipment $19K
[#1] Hardened, lockable secure containment box / safe sized for the saddle with tamper sensors and mounts.
Safe Object Security Upgrades One Time $18K
[#21] One-time security upgrades to Safe Object Wing: biometric locks, audit hardware, key-control setup.
Cctv Installation $14K
[#9] CCTV, tamper and proximity sensor installation for storage and humanoid cell.
Termination Protocol Equipment $11K
[#28] Equipment and administrative overhead required if termination of SCP-3886-01 is authorized.
Conservation Monitoring Setup $6K
[#3] Climate-control sensors, datalogger and initial conservation assessment/setup for leather saddle.
Sedation Equipment Setup $6K
[#8] Initial purchase of non-lethal sedatives, restraints and delivery systems; training equipment.
Conservation Restoration $6K
[#26] Archival leather conservation/restoration treatment for the saddle.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $0
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Horse Exposure Mitigation One Time $0
[#25] Optional one-time land acquisition/easement costs for horse-exclusion; baseline assumes operational mitigation (one-time set to $0 here; potential range $0–$500,000+).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $1.2M/yr
Staff Wages $597K/yr
[#5, #6, #14, #30] 24/7 guard coverage (6 guards, benefits included), assigned researcher/Level-3 oversight allocation, veterinary FTE allocation, program manager/admin salary.
Facilities Maintenance $118K/yr
[#2, #3, #11, #12, #21] Safe Object Wing pro-rated space/overhead (~$100k/yr), climate-monitoring checks, test-chamber maintenance, refrigeration electricity, security hardware maintenance.
Cover Story And Legal $100K/yr
[#23] Annual legal/PA/cover-story allocation for leaks, reimbursements, or liaison with authorities.
Medical And Psychiatric $80K/yr
[#7] Ongoing medical, psychiatric care, medications and recreational allowances for SCP-3886-01.
Research And Monitoring $58K/yr
[#18, #19, #26] Annual testing budget (personnel overtime, analysis, consumables), forensic/pathology analysis and sample storage, minor ongoing conservation follow-ups.
Logistics And Transport $55K/yr
[#13, #17] Carcass procurement/contracts (~$40k/yr for intermittent testing) and transportation/transfer costs contractually (~$15k/yr).
Emergency Fund Replenish $50K/yr
[#22] Ongoing replenishment budget for rapid-response and incident expenses as used.
Insurance $25K/yr
[#27] Worker compensation and liability insurance reserves.
Biohazard Disposal $20K/yr
[#15] Annual contract disposal/autoclave operation and hazardous waste removal for carcass remains.
Training And Drills $15K/yr
[#24] Regular training and breach/drill exercises for staff handling animated cadavers and humane protocols.
Records Management $15K/yr
[#20] Secure records management, classified backups and memetic safeguards for files and subject records.
Supplies And Consumables $12K/yr
[#8, #16] Replenishment of sedatives/restraints and PPE/consumables for carcass handling.
Small Contingency Replenish $10K/yr
[#29] Annual top-up for anomalous/unanticipated equipment purchases or urgent needs.
Background Check Refresh $5K/yr
[#10] Periodic refresher background checks and vetting costs.
Cctv Monitoring Storage $4K/yr
[#9] Monitoring, recording storage and tamper-alarm monitoring costs.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $1.2M/yr
82.0% probability / year
Normal year with minimal testing and no major incidents; routine containment and periodic tests as budgeted.
no major incidents scheduled testing only routine staffing and maintenance
🚨 Minor Incident $1.2M/yr
15.0% probability / year +$75K vs baseline
Small containment or testing incident requiring overtime, limited repairs, forensic work, and emergency fund usage.
localized breach or testing accident overtime and limited repairs extra forensic/disposal costs
🚨 Major Breach $1.6M/yr
2.0% probability / year +$400K vs baseline
Significant containment breach or large-scale testing accident requiring full rapid-response deployment, repairs, legal action and major replenishment of contingency funds.
major breach of test chamber or humanoid cell large forensic/cleanup operation facility repairs and major legal/PA response
🚨 Political Exposure $1.4M/yr
1.0% probability / year +$250K vs baseline
Public leak or legal exposure requiring intensive legal defense, cover-story operations, compensation, and potential temporary relocation of subjects.
media/legal exposure third-party claims or local authority involvement large-scale cover-story and compensation
👥 Personnel 9 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 6 [#5] 24/7 guard coverage (2 per shift × 3 shifts = 6) as specified; salaries included in staff_wages.
Research Scientist 1 [#6] Assigned researcher/Level-3 oversight; pro-rated salary allocation included in staff_wages.
Veterinarian / Pathologist 1 [#14] Veterinary staff on-call for tests; FTE allocation included in staff_wages.
Program Manager / Administrative Staff 1 [#30] Program-level oversight and admin; salary included in staff_wages.
📋 Confidence Notes
Core recurring costs (staff wages, facility overhead, routine testing) are well-specified from analyst notes; uncertainty remains around testing cadence, optional horse-exclusion policies, and frequency/magnitude of incidents, so medium confidence is appropriate.
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