SCP-5396 Unknown ~ medium confidence
SCP-5396
Expected annual
$853K
One-time setup
$1.2M
Annual recurring
$832K
Personnel
7
Estimated one-time setup costs are approximately $1.24M driven by contingency/reserve funds, memetic countermeasure R&D, and strategic decommissioning contingencies; recurring annual costs are roughly $832.5k driven primarily by research staffing, medical/psychiatric care, legal/PR, and site overhead.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $1.2M
Strategic Exploitation Or Decommissioning Contingency $550K
[#30] Contingency fund for strategic exploitation program development or secure destruction/decommissioning and legal/political complexity.
Memetic Countermeasure R And D $150K
[#20] Memetic countermeasure research and prototype equipment (R&D/prototyping).
Insurance And Liability Reserve $150K
[#23] Insurance and liability reserve for potential third-party harm claims and compensation/legal fees.
Emergency Response Reserve $138K
[#19] Containment breach / emergency response reserve fund (initial reserve for emergency response and drills).
Facilities $96K
[#1, #6] Secure containment-room modifications and climate-control installation (HVAC/environmental control) for the containment room.
Equipment $74K
[#2, #9, #10, #17] Ballistic/impact-resistant display case; access-control/CCTV setup; encrypted data storage/IT security setup; biometric/physiological monitoring equipment (hardware/software setup).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $28K
[#3, #4] Artifact conservation/restoration and non-destructive material analysis/forensics (initial investigative/setup costs).
Secure Transit And Recovery $15K
[#5] Armored transport, armed escorts, chain-of-custody packaging, specialized crates and transit hazard containment.
Ethics And Regulatory Setup $14K
[#14] Ethics/regulatory overhead and IRB-equivalent setup (special SOPs, memetic-safety protocols, legal/ethical review fees).
Legal Setup $12K
[#22] Initial legal/cover-story setup (one-time legal setup / records redaction processes).
Sop Development And Initial Training $10K
[#15] SOP development and initial staff training for memetic/psychological handling and certification.
Archive Setup $5K
[#24] Archive & documentation setup (secure physical storage, climate-safe document storage, cataloging).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $832K/yr
Staff Wages $370K/yr
[#8, #11] Incremental physical security staffing (dedicated guard coverage) and research staff allocation (PI, memetics specialist, clinical psychologist, conservator support, techs).
Research And Monitoring $142K/yr
[#12, #18, #26] Subject recruitment & compensation; longitudinal follow-up program for subjects/staff; data-analysis budget for information produced by SCP-5396 (linguistic/forensic analysis and tooling).
Cover Story And Legal $85K/yr
[#22] Ongoing legal/cover-story operations, FOIA responses, counsel for liability management and record redaction maintenance.
Medical And Psychiatric Care $85K/yr
[#13] Medical & psychiatric screening, on-site monitoring, emergency treatment, and longer-term therapy for adverse reactions or dependency.
Public Relations Retainer $55K/yr
[#25] Public-relations crisis fund / annual retainer for rapid-response PR and reputation management.
Personnel Replacement And Training $35K/yr
[#29] Personnel replacement and training reserve for backfilling or training new staff if personnel become incapacitated due to psychological effects.
Facilities Maintenance $32K/yr
[#7, #28] Climate-control operation (energy, filters, calibration) and proportional site overhead allocation (utilities, administrative/site support allocation).
Logistics And Transport $18K/yr
[#27] Transportation & accommodation for off-site expert consultants (travel, lodging for visiting specialists).
Supplies And Consumables $6K/yr
[#21] Consumables for experiments and facility upkeep (PPE, medical supplies, cleaning, batteries, conservation consumables).
Staff Screening And Access Audits $6K/yr
[#16] Routine staff psychological screening and access-control audits (recurring checks and re-screenings).
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $832K/yr
82.0% probability / year
Normal year with routine operations, no major incidents; standard research, monitoring and maintenance costs only.
no major incidents standard subject testing cadence no breaches or leaks
🚨 Minor Incident $882K/yr
15.0% probability / year +$50K vs baseline
Small-scale adverse events: increased psychiatric incidents among subjects/staff, limited emergency response deployment, short-term external counsel/PR engagement.
isolated adverse psychiatric reactions small emergency response deployment short-term PR/legal assistance
🚨 Major Breach $1.3M/yr
2.0% probability / year +$500K vs baseline
Containment breach or major incident requiring full emergency response, reserve drawdown, external legal settlements and possible recovery/decommissioning operations.
physical breach or purposeful removal significant psychological harm to subjects/staff large-scale emergency response and legal action
🚨 Political Exposure $1.1M/yr
1.0% probability / year +$300K vs baseline
Public leak or political/legal exposure forcing substantial PR/legal response and potential program restructuring or decommissioning.
media leak or FOIA escalation litigation or public inquiry policy decision to declassify/exploit or destroy
👥 Personnel 7 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 1 [#8] Dedicated incremental guard coverage for access windows and transfers (two-person rule reflected in wages).
Research Scientist (Principal Investigator) 1 [#11] Lead researcher overseeing experiments and program.
Memetics / Cognitive Specialist 1 [#11] Specialist for memetic effects and experimental design.
Clinical Psychologist / Medical Officer 1 [#11, #13] Clinical oversight for subject screening, monitoring, and treatment.
Conservator / Conservation Technician 1 [#3, #11] Artifact conservation, surface stabilization, and material handling support.
Technical Support / Research Technician 1 [#11, #17] Technical support for monitoring equipment, data collection and experiment runs.
Administrative Staff 1 [#22, #28] Administrative coordination, scheduling, procurement, and site overhead allocation.
📋 Confidence Notes
Analyst notes provide ranges for most line items and specific program needs; however many items (reserves, contingency, R&D) have high variance and depend on site-sharing assumptions and policy choices, so estimates have moderate uncertainty.
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