SCP-5451
Unknown
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medium confidence
SCP-5451
Expected annual
$6.5M
One-time setup
$1.1M
Annual recurring
$6.4M
Personnel
17
Initial one-time setup ~ $1.07M for facilities, secure hardware, crawler development and research lab buildout; ongoing annual operations are large (~$6.44M/yr) driven primarily by personnel (researchers, field teams, cover staff), contingency reserves, and recurring cyber/monitoring costs.
One-Time Capital Costs
Total: $1.1M
Annual Recurring Costs
Total: $6.4M/yr
Cost Scenarios
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Baseline
(baseline)
$6.4M/yr
Normal year with routine monitoring, maintenance, field visits, crawler ops, and reserved contingency posture; no major incidents.
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Minor Incident
$6.5M/yr
Localized banner surge or small cluster of SCP-5451-2A flyer deposits requiring rapid response, a short expedition, emergency takedowns and legal actions.
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Major Outbreak
$7.4M/yr
Significant viral propagation of SCP-5451-2B banners across ad networks requiring large coordinated takedowns, broad legal action, and international field responses.
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Catastrophic Breach
$9.9M/yr
A cascading, uncontrolled memetic outbreak requiring emergency mass intervention, major litigation, and large-scale public mitigation campaigns.
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Personnel
17 total
| Role | Count | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Research Scientist | 5 | [#9, #15] Memeticists/cognitive scientists/linguists (midpoint staffing; avg comp assumed ~$150k/yr). |
| Wildlife Handler | 3 | [#5] Field biologists/handlers retained for expeditions (~team of 3; salaries/retainers included in staff_wages). |
| Veterinarian / Animal Care | 1 | [#8] Veterinarian / animal-care staff for captive facility and field health monitoring. |
| Cover Operation / Social Media Operative | 3 | [#13] R621 cover operation staff maintaining online roleplay and deniability. |
| Forum Moderator / Analyst | 2 | [#14] Moderation and forum-tracking team monitoring penguin forums and anomalous threads. |
| DevOps / Engineer | 2 | [#10, #11, #15] Engineers for Πουλί crawler, hosting, sandboxing, and ML ops maintenance. |
| Lab Technician / Research Assistant | 1 | [#23, #20] Lab tech for sample processing, chain-of-custody, and consumables handling. |
Confidence Notes
Estimates use midpoints of broad ranges provided in analyst notes; many line items (expeditions, contingency fund sizing, outbreak frequency) are highly uncertain and scenario-dependent, producing medium confidence.