SCP-5521
Keter
~
medium confidence
SCP-5521
Expected annual
$5.9M
One-time setup
$64.4M
Annual recurring
$5.9M
Personnel
37
Initial one-time setup (secure viewing, archival vaults, amnestic R&D, field survey and contingencies) drives capital needs (~$64.4M one-time, dominated by a $50M+ containment contingency). Recurring baseline operations (embeds, analysis, legal/PR, medical readiness, vault security and Site-14 overhead) run roughly $4.8M/year.
One-Time Capital Costs
Total: $64.4M
Annual Recurring Costs
Total: $5.9M/yr
Cost Scenarios
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Baseline
(baseline)
$5.9M/yr
Normal year: monitoring, embeds, routine takedowns, medical readiness and Site-14 overhead with no major incidents or discoveries.
no leaks
no entrance located
routine operations
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Minor Incident
$5.3M/yr
Localized leak or exposure affecting multiple individuals requiring emergency amnesticization, PR buys and short-term legal action.
isolated public leak
partial online spread requiring takedown
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Major Breach
$9.8M/yr
Widespread leak or coordinated exposure that requires mass amnesticization, large legal settlements and emergency operations but no discovered entrance.
mass leak
coordinated re-uploads
major PR/legal battle
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Containment Required
$54.8M/yr
Discovery and need to physically secure/engineer an entrance to SCP-5521, triggering the large containment/engineering contingency.
entrance located
active anomalous access
Personnel
37 total
| Role | Count | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Embed Operator / MTF Agent | 3 | [#1] Covert operatives embedded in Food Network production/post-production. |
| Agency Handler / Support | 1 | [#1] Handler/overhead for embedded operators. |
| Research Scientist / Forensic Analyst | 4 | [#4] Forensic video analysis team (frame-by-frame, memetic detection). |
| Security Officer / MTF Agent | 12 | [#11] Vault security staffing for 24/7 coverage of archival media. |
| Cybersecurity / Takedown Specialist | 4 | [#8] Content takedown and cyber counter-leak team specialists. |
| Medical Officer (Psychiatrist / Neurologist) | 4 | [#16] Clinical staff for monitoring and acute response (2 psychiatrists, 2 neurologists per notes). |
| Medical Support Staff | 2 | [#5, #16] Nursing/observation staff supporting treatments and follow-up. |
| Engineer / Maintenance | 2 | [#15, #10] Engineers/maintenance for specialized equipment and site support. |
| Driver / Logistics Operator | 1 | [#18] Secure transport driver/operator. |
| Administrative Staff / Legal & PR Liaison | 2 | [#7, #19] Legal/PR liaisons and administrative support for cover operations. |
| Counterintelligence / Vetting Officer | 2 | [#12] Personnel vetting, CI monitoring and maintenance of false identities. |
Confidence Notes
Recurring and one-time operational costs are well-specified in analyst notes (embeds, legal, medical, analysis), so core budget estimates are moderately reliable; the extreme uncertainty is the potential entrance/containment engineering cost (range $50M–$500M+), which lowers overall confidence.