SCP-5875
Euclid
~
medium confidence
SCP-5875
Expected annual
$3.4M
One-time setup
$1.8M
Annual recurring
$3.3M
Personnel
27
One-time setup for a minimal single-site containment is approximately $1.83M driven by facility fit-out, specialized equipment and initial R&D/contingency; recurring annual costs are roughly $3.31M driven by full-time staff wages, ongoing research/HPC, security, medical readiness and insurance.
One-Time Capital Costs
Total: $1.8M
Annual Recurring Costs
Total: $3.3M/yr
Cost Scenarios
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Baseline
(baseline)
$3.3M/yr
Normal operational year with routine throughput of SCP-5875 instances, no major incidents; all planned staffing, research, maintenance and expected per-event medical/testing costs occur.
routine mail seizures
controlled readings
standard medical follow-ups
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Minor Incident
$3.7M/yr
One or a few non-catastrophic incidents (multiple readers requiring inpatient observation, modest PR/legal activity, small emergency R&D) increasing annual costs.
multiple simultaneous reader hospitalizations
targeted narrative manipulation requiring R&D response
heightened PR/legal activity
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Major Incident
$6.0M/yr
Significant narrative escalation / above-branch manipulation requiring large contingency deployments, many medical cases, and accelerated countermeasures R&D and public/information interventions.
above-branch large-scale manipulation
mass medical/psychological casualties
emergency national/international information campaigns
Personnel
27 total
| Role | Count | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Security Officer / MTF Agent | 6 | [#14] Dedicated security staff for mail seizures, escorts and response (4–8 per site; mid-range chosen). |
| Mailroom Staff / Screening Technician | 2 | [#2] Full-time screened personnel operating mail-screening stations (2 FTE per site). |
| Research Scientist (Pataphysics Dept) | 6 | [#11] Core Pataphysics Department researchers coordinating SCP-5875 work (6–12 staff; lower-bound chosen). |
| Research Technician / Lab Technician | 3 | [#11, #26] Technical staff for instrumentation, scanning, logging infrastructure, and lab support. |
| Medical Officer / Nurse | 2 | [#7] Medical staff to support on-call observation, post-event monitoring and two-week controlled examinations. |
| Documentation Specialist / Linguist | 2 | [#10, #24] Staff for evidence cataloging, interviews, skills-validation and forensic linguistics coordination. |
| Engineer / Maintenance | 2 | [#26, #29] Maintain monitoring systems, CCTV, PNFD calibration and experimental hardware maintenance. |
| Administrative Staff / Project Manager | 2 | [#11, #15] Admin and program management, legal/PR coordination and liaison support. |
| Forensic Linguist / Translator (contractor) | 1 | [#24] Dedicated retained specialist or part-time contractor for broken-language analysis and translation. |
| Ethics Officer / Compliance Auditor | 1 | [#27] Oversight for ethical review and compliance for controlled readings and human-subject protocols. |
Confidence Notes
Analyst notes provide detailed line-item ranges and clear containment requirements, enabling a moderate-confidence estimate; uncertainty remains in event frequency, PNFD procurement path (custom vs. off-the-shelf), and chosen risk posture (reserve size), so values are mid-range estimates.