SCP-6933 Safe ~ medium confidence
SCP-6933
Expected annual
$929K
One-time setup
$2.0M
Annual recurring
$926K
Personnel
4
Initial implementation (vaccine rollout, IT development, training materials, and contingency reserve) is a moderate one-time expense; ongoing costs are driven by a small memetics team, monitoring/IT operations, and legal/PR retainers. Expected initial-year spend ~ $2.02M with recurring annual costs ~ $925.75k.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $2.0M
Memetic Vaccine Initial $600K
[#1] Purchase/preparation of MV-27 doses for entire current workforce (production, QC, sterile packaging) for 5,000 employees.
Contingency Reserve $550K
[#16] One-time contingency/remediation reserve for large-scale public incidents (signage replacement, recalls, reimbursements).
Employee Time Initial $312K
[#13] Lost productivity cost (paying employees during mandatory initial training + vaccination; 1.25 hours × 5,000 employees at loaded $50/hr).
Medical Admin Rollout $300K
[#3] Nurse/medical technician time, observation, records and pharmacovigilance systems for initial mass administration (one-time rollout).
Equipment $145K
[#6, #11, #17, #10] IT/filtering systems and servers (initial procurement), forensic kit/tools, and endpoint keyboard/font deployment hardware/software.
Training Development $40K
[#4] Development and validation of sanitized memetics training modules, controlled demonstration protocols, and vetted sample materials.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $28K
[#12] Psychometric/memetic susceptibility testing tool development/licensing and initial validation (research instruments/startup).
External Monitoring Setup $25K
[#7] Initial setup for OSINT crawlers and monitoring pipelines (automated crawler configuration, storage provisioning, analyst onboarding).
Facilities $15K
[#5] Room modifications and lockable equipment for controlled demonstration environment (air-gap, shielding, physical access controls).
Decommission Policy $5K
[#20] One-time development of secure decommissioning and disposal procedures for contaminated media (policy and SOPs).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $926K/yr
Staff Wages $390K/yr
[#8, #3] Dedicated memetics research/monitoring personnel (3 FTEs fully loaded ≈ $360k) plus ongoing medical administration/pharmacovigilance labor (~$30k/yr).
Incident Response Standby $150K/yr
[#9] Standby capability (training, readiness, travel fund) for rapid mobilization to local outbreaks; per-incident mobilization budgets handled separately.
Cover Story And Legal $125K/yr
[#15] Annual legal/PR retainer for takedowns, crisis PR, and coordination with local counsel.
Memetic Vaccine Production $50K/yr
[#2] Annual production for new hires, boosters, and replacements (covering ~5–10% workforce growth).
Psychometric Testing $50K/yr
[#12] Administration, scoring, and occasional re-testing for memetic susceptibility (~$5–$20/test across new hires/periodic retesting).
External Monitoring Osint $40K/yr
[#7] Ongoing OSINT crawling and human analyst time to track public spread (storage, analyst subscriptions, tooling).
It Ops And Hosting $35K/yr
[#6] Hosting, maintenance, and operational support for site-wide content filter/scanner and related IT systems.
Employee Time New Hires $25K/yr
[#13] Paid time for training/vaccination for annual new hires (estimated at 5–10% workforce growth).
Training Recurring $25K/yr
[#4] Annual refreshes of sanitized training materials and recurrent internal training sessions.
Coordination With Vendors $15K/yr
[#18] Liaison contracts and small vendor agreements with printing houses, signage vendors, and font vendors.
Secure Archival Storage $6K/yr
[#11] Recurring storage/backup costs for secure archives, encrypted offsite backups and access controls.
Minimal Hardware And Energy $6K/yr
[#19] Server energy, hosting fees, and small hardware depreciation for monitoring systems.
Supplies And Consumables $5K/yr
[#14] Printing of controlled exemplars, consumables for controlled sample production, PPE, consumable training materials.
Keyboard Font Support $3K/yr
[#10] Ongoing endpoint support, font licensing refreshes, and minimal device configuration maintenance.
Facilities Maintenance $1K/yr
[#5] Minimal recurring maintenance for controlled demonstration environment and locked media equipment.
Research And Monitoring $0/yr
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Logistics And Transport $0/yr
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Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $926K/yr
94.5% probability / year
Normal year with routine monitoring, vaccinations for new hires, and no public incidents.
no_public_spread routine_vaccination_and_monitoring
🚨 Minor Incident $946K/yr
5.0% probability / year +$20K vs baseline
Localized public spread detected (small outbreaks in municipal signage or social media memes) requiring targeted mobilization and takedowns.
localized_signage_replace targeted_media_takedown
🚨 Major Breach $1.4M/yr
0.5% probability / year +$500K vs baseline
Large-scale public contagion or mainstream media replication requiring substantial remediation (signage replacement, recalls, broad PR/legal ops).
mass_public_replication mainstream_media_amplification large_print_run_infection
👥 Personnel 4 total
Role Count Notes
Research Scientist / Memetics Researcher 2 Core memetics researchers conducting audits, experiments, and vaccine efficacy work (part of the 3-FTE team estimate).
Engineer / Data & IT Support 1 Data/IT support for monitoring tools, scanners, and secure archival systems (included in memetics team loaded-cost estimate).
Medical Officer / Nurse 1 Medical staff to administer vaccines and manage adverse-event monitoring (ongoing part-time/admin support reflected in recurring wages).
📋 Confidence Notes
Notes provide explicit ranges for most line items and workforce assumptions, enabling a reasonable estimate; uncertainty remains around frequency/scale of public incidents and the size of contingency/PR spend, so confidence is medium.
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