SCP-732 Ke@#%^ ? low confidence
SCP-732
Expected annual
$50.7M
One-time setup
$370.1M
Annual recurring
$46.4M
Personnel
113
One-time containment and infrastructure buildout estimated at several hundred million USD (driven by hardened facilities, appeasement estate options, and contingency reserves). Recurring annual costs are tens of millions, driven by staff wages, R&D/surveillance, crisis operations, legal/cover operations and contingency funding.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $370.1M
Facilities $276.0M
[#3, #6, #7, #23, #30] Vault and archive construction, permanent hardened containment facility, appeasement/site build options (secure estate), redundant power/HVAC initial systems, initial COOP/alternate command center build.
Contingency Reserve $50.0M
[#22] Initial containment-failure contingency/reserve fund (planning baseline reserve).
Replacement Initial Reserve $20.0M
[#19] Initial reserve to cover replacement of compromised institutional data on a planning basis.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $14.5M
[#4, #12, #13, #14] Initial analogization program setup, forensic tool/lab setup, initial R&D tranche for anti-memetic research, and medical/trauma care setup.
Settlement Reserve $5.0M
[#11] One-time reserve for potential buyouts, settlements, or large legal settlements.
Hardened Media Purchase $2.0M
[#3] Purchase of write-once, air-gapped media and initial stock for transfer of vital records to hardened offline vaults.
Equipment $1.2M
[#15, #24] Initial purchase of specialized PPE/sensor units, armored/specialized crates and transport hardware for secure relocations.
Artifact Acquisition $1.0M
[#18] One-time procurement of requested artifacts/compensation items where required by negotiations.
Emergency Deployment $400K
[#1] Initial rapid-reaction team airlift, vehicles, shelters and 72-hour on-site comms/equipment for first response.
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $46.4M/yr
Staff Wages $15.8M/yr
[#2, #8, #9, #14, #17, #31] Aggregate wages for crisis-ops/watch staffing, memetics/thaumaturgy researchers, security/tactical operators, medical staff, domestic/mansion staff and oversight/administrative personnel.
Research And Monitoring $12.5M/yr
[#12, #13, #16] Ongoing forensic work, long-term R&D program funding, and continuous surveillance (satellite/airborne/network monitoring) and analytics.
Contingency Topups $5.0M/yr
[#22] Annual top-ups to the contingency/reserve fund for rapid reparations and emergency reparative actions.
Cover Story And Legal $4.0M/yr
[#5, #10, #11, #28, #29] Psy-ops/public narrative management, legal counsel/fees (ongoing), destruction/sanitization program costs, public-safety event support and media/cultural remediation.
Insurance And Liability $2.0M/yr
[#21] Special high-risk insurance premiums, pooled self-insurance and liability coverage for facilities and staff.
External Partnerships $2.0M/yr
[#27] Contracts with external labs, private security, satellite tasking, and liaison costs.
Facilities Maintenance $1.5M/yr
[#3, #6, #23, #30] Ongoing maintenance of vaults/containment facilities, long-distance power systems maintenance and COOP facility upkeep.
Supplies And Consumables $1.2M/yr
[#12, #14, #15] Rotation of hardened media, medical supplies and PPE replacement/consumables for field teams and labs.
Replacement Contingency Annual $1.0M/yr
[#19] Annual baseline for replacement of smaller-scale compromised institutional data; large incidents handled in scenarios.
Logistics And Transport $500K/yr
[#1, #24] Expected annual costs for secure transports, convoys, relocation events and transport logistics.
Psychological Support $500K/yr
[#26] Counseling, retention bonuses and attrition mitigation for affected staff.
Training And Drills $300K/yr
[#25] Regular memetic-hygiene, record-handling training and live/tabletop drills.
Public Infrastructure Contingency Annual $100K/yr
[#20] Small annual allocation toward public registry contingency planning and citizen-support readiness.
Long Term Denial Campaign $0/yr
[#32] Contingency-only: indefinite long-term suppression/denial is not assumed in baseline; costs accounted for in 'containment_impossible' scenario if invoked.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $46.4M/yr
81.5% probability / year
Normal year with no major incidents; ongoing operations, staff, R&D, maintenance and modest contingency top-ups.
no major breaches routine maintenance and research minor expected relocations
🚨 Minor Incident $48.4M/yr
15.0% probability / year +$2.0M vs baseline
Localized record contamination or small breach requiring emergency deployment, targeted replacements and increased legal/PR activity.
small containment breach localized data corruption targeted emergency response
🚨 Major Breach $146.4M/yr
3.0% probability / year +$100.0M vs baseline
Large-scale breach or widespread memetic contamination requiring mass data replacement, major legal settlements and infrastructure repair.
widespread record corruption public exposure major infrastructure compromise
🚨 Containment Impossible $246.4M/yr
0.5% probability / year +$200.0M vs baseline
Determination that SCP-732 cannot be contained conventionally, triggering sustained nationwide denial/suppression campaign or long-term appeasement program.
uncontainable memetic spread decision to fund indefinite suppression full-scale appeasement program
👥 Personnel 113 total
Role Count Notes
Research Scientist / Memetics Researcher 12 [#8] Senior memetics/cognitive researchers and supporting scientists (included in staff_wages).
Security Officer / MTF Agent 40 [#9] Armored response and tactical teams for 24/7 coverage (included in staff_wages).
Crisis Ops Operator / Communications 24 [#2] 24/7 crisis center operators and incident coordinators (included in staff_wages).
Psy-ops Specialist / Information Control 8 [#10] Personnel handling public narratives, takedowns and media remediation (included in staff_wages/cover story budgets).
Medical Officer 4 [#14] Trauma and cognitive-injury specialists for staff and casualties (included in staff_wages/medical operations).
Engineer / Maintenance 6 [#23, #30] Facility and power system maintenance staff (included in facilities_maintenance and staff_wages).
Administrative Staff 6 [#2, #31] Administrative, legal-liaison and oversight support staff (included in staff_wages).
Domestic Staff / Mansion Staff 10 [#7, #17] Staff required if an appeasement habitat is maintained (included in staff_wages where applicable).
Legal Counsel / Compliance 3 [#11, #31] In-house counsel and compliance officers (salaries included in staff_wages; larger legal fees in cover_story_and_legal).
📋 Confidence Notes
Estimates are low-confidence due to the SCP's memetic and unpredictable effects, wide cost ranges in analyst notes, and multiple valid containment strategies (appeasement vs. hard containment vs. denial). Many line items are scenario-dependent and subject to large variance.
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