SCP-7578 Keter ? low confidence
SCP-7578
Expected annual
$17.2M
One-time setup
$131.4M
Annual recurring
$16.4M
Personnel
54
One-time capital, R&D, and contingency reserves dominate costs (primarily vessel/drone fleets, secure labs, and large mobilization reserves), while recurring staff, vessel operations, R&D/testing, and legal/cover operations drive an estimated annual operating budget of roughly $16.4M.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $131.4M
Full Mobilization Reserve $50.0M
[#16] Full mobilization contingency fund (minimal reserve to allow rapid large-scale contractor/government procurement if required).
Catastrophic Exposure Reserve $50.0M
[#26] Immediate catastrophic (LK-class Lifted Veil) reserve; intentionally large one-time reserve for mass remediation / mobilization.
Neutralization Rnd $10.0M
[#17] Neutralization and non-lethal suppression R&D (prototype development, advanced R&D capital).
Equipment $7.8M
[#1, #2, #4, #7, #9, #10, #11, #19, #22] Webcrawler tooling and initial deployment (#1); secure data-center / on-prem hardware (#2); vessel purchase (lower-bound) (#4); AUV/ROV/USV fleet procurement (#7); radio/transmitter hardware (#9); cyber/OPSEC tooling (#10); content production equipment (#11); security equipment & training kit (#19); forensic tooling (#22).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $5.0M
[#8] Counter-memetic R&D lab and initial development (memetics lab space, specialized instruments and secure testing setup).
Facilities $4.2M
[#6, #15] Mooring/fixed in-lake infrastructure and secure lab build-out (mooring hardware, corrosion-resistant systems, geomantic/containment build-out).
Legal Contingency Reserve $3.0M
[#18] One-time legal compliance / liability reserve (mid-range contingency reserve for settlements/fines).
Decommissioning Reserve $1.0M
[#25] Decommissioning / asset disposal and clean-up reserve (secure destruction of memetic material, scrapping vessels/hardware).
Personnel Relocation And Training $200K
[#14] One-time relocation/training for high-clearance memetics/thaumaturgical specialists.
Psych Program $100K
[#20] One-time setup for psychological support and memetic-hygiene training program.
Front Company Setup $50K
[#3] Saskatoon Coal Processing legal/financial/registration one-time setup costs.
Moderation Tooling $50K
[#12] One-time playbook/tooling for moderation and takedowns.
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $16.4M/yr
Staff Wages $4.8M/yr
[#5, #11, #14, #19] Crew salaries for rotating cover crews (#5); social media/content staff salaries (#11); high-clearance memetics/thaumaturgy specialists (#14); security guards for vessels/facilities (#19).
Neutralization Testing $3.0M/yr
[#17] Ongoing experiments and tests on neutralization / suppression prototypes.
Logistics And Transport $1.8M/yr
[#4, #16] Civilian vessel operations / charters / docking / fuel / maintenance (#4); recurring minimal emergency readiness/contractor retainers for rapid response (#16).
Administrative Overhead $1.5M/yr
[#23] Administrative overhead and contracting (10% of the above recurring operational budget).
Cover Story And Legal $1.2M/yr
[#3, #9, #13, #18] Front-company maintenance and accounting filings (#3); radio licensing/legal mitigation budget (#9); PR / influence & paid placements (#13); ongoing legal retainer and compliance operations (#18).
Research And Monitoring $1.1M/yr
[#1, #8, #21] Webcrawler hosting/analytics maintenance (#1); ongoing counter-memetic testing/staffing (#8); monitoring subscriptions and sensor feeds (satellite, AIS, weather) (#21).
Facilities Maintenance $750K/yr
[#2, #6, #15] Secure hosting/storage / reserved cloud spend and backups (#2); mooring and in-lake infrastructure maintenance (#6); secure lab operations and upkeep (#15).
Drone Maintenance $350K/yr
[#7] Spare parts, batteries, maintenance and launch/recovery operations for AUV/ROV/USV fleet.
Moderation Ops $350K/yr
[#12] Ongoing moderation / negativity suppression operations and legal takedowns.
Content And Ad Buys $300K/yr
[#11] Paid ad boosts and promoted posts to sustain the false audience and seeded engagement.
Energy And Fuel $300K/yr
[#24] Diesel/fuel for vessels and generators plus incremental power for shore transmitters and equipment.
Radio Operations $260K/yr
[#9] Radio transmitter/antenna maintenance (~$20k–$100k) plus annual legal/regulatory mitigation budget (~$200k).
Staff Support $225K/yr
[#20] Recurring psychological support, memetic-hygiene counseling, and specialist retraining for Vestilagiubba personnel.
Supplies And Consumables $200K/yr
[#27] Miscellaneous consumables, spare parts, and unplanned rapid-operation material costs.
Cyber Ops $200K/yr
[#10] Ongoing cyber/OPSEC costs (proxy/SIM farms, rotating infrastructure, anti-detection services).
Forensic Ops $100K/yr
[#22] Forensic evidence management operations, tamper-proof logging and chain-of-custody handling.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $16.4M/yr
88.9% probability / year
Normal operational year with no major incidents; routine monitoring, cover operations, and R&D/testing continue.
no breach or public exposure routine operations only
🚨 Minor Incident $18.4M/yr
10.0% probability / year +$2.0M vs baseline
Localized activation or partial exposure requiring emergency response, limited legal/PR activity, equipment replacement, and short-term increased testing.
small activation affecting civilians limited social-media leak or contractor exposure loss of drones or vessel damage
🚨 Major Breach $26.4M/yr
1.0% probability / year +$10.0M vs baseline
Significant containment breach or discovery requiring large-scale mobilization, major legal/PR efforts, and accelerated neutralization R&D.
SCP-7578 becomes aware of Foundation actions widespread media exposure sustained activation with civilian casualties
🚨 Catastrophic Exposure $516.4M/yr
0.1% probability / year +$500.0M vs baseline
LK-class 'Lifted Veil' style event: SCP-7578's awareness triggers national/international crisis requiring military mobilization and mass remediation.
full public awareness of SCP-7578 nation-scale security/military response mass memetic remediation required
👥 Personnel 54 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 16 [#19] Armed guards and vetting/training for vessels, facilities, and data centers (12–20 guards assumed; midpoint used).
Research Scientist / Memetics Researcher 8 [#14, #15] High-clearance memetics/thaumaturgical scientists and lab staff (6–10 specialists; midpoint used).
Content Production Staff 15 [#11] Social media/content production team (10–20 staff; midpoint used for persistent operations).
Crew (Cover Vessel Crew) 15 [#5] Rotating technical/cover crew for vessels and maintenance (~15 people cited).
📋 Confidence Notes
Estimates combine concrete commercial costs (hosting, vessel charter, hardware) with highly uncertain memetic/thaumaturgical R&D, contingency planning, and open-ended catastrophic scenarios; therefore overall confidence is low.
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