SCP-7782 Unknown ~ medium confidence
SCP-7782
Expected annual
$227K
One-time setup
$179K
Annual recurring
$223K
Personnel
2.5
Initial one-time setup focused on a secure, climate-controlled anomalous locker, monitoring and legal/ethical preparations; recurring costs are dominated by staff wages, monitoring, and legal/insurance. Total one-time costs are concentrated in equipment, structural modifications, and a contingency reserve; annual operating costs are roughly two hundred twenty-three thousand dollars.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $179K
Equipment $68K
[#1,#2,#4,#6,#11,#12,#17,#22] Specialized anomalous locker, environmental chamber, gas-purge plumbing and regulators, sensors/cameras/audio, backup/offsite locker hardware, initial PPE/emergency kit, secure transport container, and one-time IT/security hardware provisioning.
Contingency Reserve $50K
[#25] Containment escalation contingency fund recommended for unexpected legal/technical escalation.
Facilities $25K
[#10] Dedicated secure containment room and site modifications (HVAC isolation, mounting, possible shielding).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $20K
[#13] Baseline scientific studies and instrument access (micro-CT, sequencing, chemical analysis) and initial lab buildout for nondestructive testing.
Legal And Cover Story Initial $10K
[#18] Initial legal retainer and cover-story creation / PR setup.
Ethics Oversight Initial $2K
[#19] Initial ethics committee/IRB-style evaluations and welfare accommodations setup.
Cover Story Initial $2K
[#26] Initial miscellaneous cover purchases to support the cover narrative.
Staff Screening Initial $2K
[#20] Initial background checks/vetting for core staff (estimated ~3 staff screened).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $223K/yr
Staff Wages $160K/yr
[#8,#9] Salaries including ~0.5 FTE research scientist (pro-rated), 1 FTE containment technician, and 1 FTE security allocation; includes benefits/overhead.
Research And Monitoring $16K/yr
[#7,#14,#24] Monitoring data infrastructure/storage, ongoing research/experiments, and archive/long-term record storage costs.
Cover Story And Legal $8K/yr
[#18,#26] Ongoing legal/PR retainer and small recurring cover-story support expenses.
Insurance $8K/yr
[#21] Institutional insurance/liability coverage for research on a sapient anomalous object.
Logistics And Transport $5K/yr
[#17] Per-move costs for secure transfers and couriers averaged over time.
Per Use Testing Budget $5K/yr
[#16] Budget for occasional destructive or expensive diagnostic tests (sequencing, metabolomics, histology) averaged annually.
Consulting Services $5K/yr
[#23] Occasional psycholinguistic/cognitive expert consulting for speech and sapience analysis.
Facilities Maintenance $4K/yr
[#3] Power to run environmental chamber, routine maintenance/calibration, replacement parts and occasional repairs.
Ethics And Welfare $3K/yr
[#19] Ongoing ethics committee meetings, sapient-welfare compliance work, and counseling resources.
Supplies And Consumables $2K/yr
[#15] Gloves, sterilants, filters, sample tubes, pipette tips, and other lab consumables.
It Security Maintenance $2K/yr
[#22] Ongoing maintenance of encrypted storage, secure logging, and compartmentalized IT systems.
Emergency Drills $2K/yr
[#12] Annual refresher drills, PPE replenishment and training updates.
Backup Maintenance $1K/yr
[#11] Maintenance and minimal running costs for the offsite backup containment unit.
Miscellaneous Cover Recurring $1K/yr
[#26] Small recurring cover purchases and travel expenses to maintain plausible non-anomalous records.
Staff Screening Recurring $900/yr
[#20] Periodic reinvestigation and psychological screening for core access staff.
Inert Gas Supply $600/yr
[#5] Cylinder refills, regulator maintenance, and sensors calibration for inert/controlled atmospheres.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $223K/yr
94.2% probability / year
Normal year with routine maintenance, staffing, research and no major incidents.
no incidents routine operations scheduled experiments
🚨 Minor Incident $235K/yr
5.0% probability / year +$12K vs baseline
Equipment failure or localized containment issue requiring repairs, short-term transfer to backup unit, and overtime.
environmental chamber failure sensor/network outage minor contamination or handling accident
🚨 Major Breach $523K/yr
0.5% probability / year +$300K vs baseline
Significant containment breach or loss of environment requiring relocation, major repairs, forensic tests, and legal triage.
physical breach extended loss of environmental control destructive accident
🚨 Political Exposure $1.2M/yr
0.1% probability / year +$1.0M vs baseline
Public/legal exposure or recognition of SCP-7782's sapience leading to expensive legal battles, prolonged PR campaigns, and possible institutional settlements.
leak of communications external legal challenge media or political attention
🚨 Research Breakthrough Requiring Scale Up $373K/yr
0.2% probability / year +$150K vs baseline
Discovery of additional anomalous properties or research success requiring expanded laboratory facilities, additional hires, and advanced equipment.
new anomalous capability discovered demand for expanded experiments external collaboration requests
👥 Personnel 2.5 total
Role Count Notes
Research Scientist 0.5 [#8] Part-time/pro-rated research scientist (0.25-0.5 FTE used; budgeted accordingly).
Containment Technician 1 [#8] Full-time technician for daily checks, cleaning, and maintenance.
Security Officer / MTF Agent 1 [#9] One guard or proportional site-security allocation for access control and enforcement.
📋 Confidence Notes
Estimates are based on analyst ranges and reasonable midpoints; SCP is Safe-class with limited documented anomalous behavior, but many items (legal, ethical, contingency) are inherently uncertain, producing moderate confidence.
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