SCP-7967 Thaumiel ~ medium confidence
SCP-7967
Expected annual
$4.5M
One-time setup
$14.0M
Annual recurring
$4.4M
Personnel
9
Estimated one-time capital and setup costs total approximately $14.0M driven by R&D, facility/vault upgrades, and scale-up reserves; recurring annual costs are approximately $4.395M driven primarily by specialized staff wages, ongoing R&D/monitoring, security, and memetic/equipment maintenance.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $14.0M
Scale Up Capital Reserve $4.0M
[#28] Capital reserve for potential production scale-up (vault expansion, distribution infrastructure).
Facilities $3.8M
[#1, #2, #15, #18] Containment space upgrades, morgue/cadaver suite construction, hardened Akiva vault construction, and training/simulation facility buildout.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $2.5M
[#8] Initial R&D program and lab buildout to investigate sink behavior and Akiva-release events.
Equipment $1.8M
[#3, #4, #7, #13, #14, #21, #24] Wozny-Hellman spares and tooling, UPS/generator hardware, memetic-proof hardware, data acquisition hardware, transport/vessels, diagnostics instruments, and initial fleet acquisition.
Emergency Contingency Seed $500K
[#20] Seed fund reserved for rapid-response containment or replacement in initial setup.
Insurance Reserve Seed $500K
[#23] Internal financial reserve / insurance seed.
Decommissioning Disposal $500K
[#27] One-time decommissioning / disposal planning and initial funding.
Clearance Initial $225K
[#17] Initial clearance/vetting costs for high-clearance personnel (approx. 15-person team).
Software Development $200K
[#22] One-time development of tracking/WH control software and secure monitoring tools.
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $4.4M/yr
Staff Wages $1.1M/yr
[#5] Salaries for thaumaturgist lead, thaum/engineering staff, applied theology researchers, technicians, and data analyst.
Research And Monitoring $860K/yr
[#8, #9, #13] Ongoing R&D costs, controlled-testing operations, and data storage/analysis compute and backups.
Cover Story And Legal $480K/yr
[#10, #16] Cadaver procurement logistics, legal/PR/cover operations, and influence operations to manage exposure.
Security Staffing $400K/yr
[#6] Armed perimeter guards, internal security, and tactical on-call response training/overtime.
Facilities Maintenance $265K/yr
[#1, #2, #4, #15] Ongoing maintenance of containment refit, morgue systems, power systems maintenance, and vault environmental controls/monitoring.
Logistics And Transport $190K/yr
[#14, #24] Recurring costs for escorted Akiva transfers, courier teams, and vehicle maintenance/fuel.
Memetic Monitoring $150K/yr
[#7] Monitoring, filter updates, audits, memetic safety training and memetic research refreshes.
Wozny Maintenance $150K/yr
[#3] Repairs, recalibration, and spare parts consumption for Wozny-Hellman sinks.
Emergency Contingency Topups $150K/yr
[#20] Annual top-ups to rapid-response reserve.
Ethical Oversight $120K/yr
[#26] Stipends and fees for internal ethics board and external consultants.
Insurance Reserve Topups $100K/yr
[#23] Periodic top-ups to the internal insurance/reserve fund.
Supplies And Consumables $80K/yr
[#11, #12] Biohazard disposal, sanitation contracts, PPE, ritual consumables and reagents.
Psychological Support $80K/yr
[#19] Counseling, trauma support, and hazard pay programs for exposed staff.
Archiving And Stewardship $75K/yr
[#25] Ongoing cataloguing, secure archiving, and access logging for rituals and research.
Software Maintenance $60K/yr
[#22] License fees, updates, and maintenance of tracking/monitoring software.
Diagnostics Calibration $50K/yr
[#21] Calibration, consumables, and upkeep for high-sensitivity detectors and time-sync equipment.
Clearance And Personnel Monitoring $45K/yr
[#17] Ongoing re-vetting, psych evals, and personnel monitoring for Clearance 5/DoTT staff.
Training And Simulation $40K/yr
[#18] Periodic training runs, simulated ceremonies, PPE replacement for drills.
Scale Up Operations $0/yr
[#28] Recurring operational costs for scale-up left at baseline (zero unless production scale-up is activated).
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $4.4M/yr
89.5% probability / year
Normal year with no major incidents; ongoing R&D, maintenance, security, and monitoring at planned levels.
no breaches no scale-up activation routine testing and maintenance
🚨 Minor Incident $4.6M/yr
8.0% probability / year +$250K vs baseline
Localized equipment failure, limited memetic exposure, or small containment incident requiring repair and response.
equipment failure localized memetic leak minor containment breach
🚨 Major Breach $7.4M/yr
0.5% probability / year +$3.0M vs baseline
Significant containment breach involving replacement of key systems, large-scale remediation, legal response, and investigative R&D.
large containment failure facility damage major memetic exposure
🚨 Scale Up Activation $8.9M/yr
2.0% probability / year +$4.5M vs baseline
Decision/year in which SCP-7967 is restored to operational production and put into scaled distribution of Akiva Radiation.
successful R&D restoration policy decision to produce at scale activation of expanded vaults/distribution
👥 Personnel 9 total
Role Count Notes
Thaumaturgist Lead 1 [#5] Senior lead (high clearance) included in staff_wages estimate.
Thaumaturgist / Engineer 2 [#5] Engineering/thaumaturgy staff included in staff_wages estimate.
Applied Theology Researcher 3 [#5] Research staff included in staff_wages estimate.
Technician 2 [#5] Lab/operational technicians included in staff_wages estimate.
Data Analyst 1 [#5] Data/logging analyst included in staff_wages estimate.
📋 Confidence Notes
Analyst notes provide line-item ranges and specific program elements, enabling a reasoned estimate, but wide ranges and anomalous behavior of SCP-7967 (nonfunctional state, uncertain production potential) produce moderate uncertainty.
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