SCP-9923 Unknown ? low confidence
SCP-9923
Expected annual
$5.7M
One-time setup
$10.1M
Annual recurring
$5.5M
Personnel
29
Initial one-time setup is estimated at roughly $10.1M driven by secure facilities, compute, and R&D; annual recurring operations are ~ $5.48M/yr driven by staff wages, security, legal/mitigation, and ongoing monitoring/ops.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $10.1M
Facilities $3.4M
[#1, #15] Secure containment/research wing construction (EM-shielded rooms, HVAC upgrades) and emergency quarantine containment cell (hardened cell) -- mid-range order-of-magnitude combined.
Incident Reserve $2.8M
[#18] Emergency quarantine/rapid-redeployment reserve fund (contingency) held as one-time reserved capital.
Equipment $1.5M
[#2, #4, #7, #10, #16] Air-gapped server cluster & SAN (#2), initial cybersecurity tooling/licenses (#4), physical security hardware (#7), PPE / cognitive-protection hardware (#10), secure archival write-once hardware (#16).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $1.4M
[#11, #19] Initial R&D and lab buildout for counter-memes/filters and suppression technology development, instrumentation and specialized engineering prototypes.
Incident Escrow $1.0M
[#20] Larger incident escrow / one-off settlement/reserve (note 20 indicated $1M+ contingency).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $5.5M/yr
Staff Wages $950K/yr
[#5] Core research personnel salaries (memetic/information-hazard researchers, cognitive scientists, human-subjects lead) — mid-range annual estimate.
Physical Security $650K/yr
[#7] Salaries for armed/unarmed guards, supervisors and security operations for continuous coverage (8–12 guards + supervisors).
Research And Monitoring $585K/yr
[#4, #9, #11, #24] Ongoing ops for cybersecurity detection models and monitoring (#4), human-subject program operational costs per session (#9), maintenance of counter-meme systems (#11), and long-term memetic epidemiology/monitoring (#24).
Public Cover Infrastructure $550K/yr
[#23] Public-facing cover entities, seeded publications, and influence/counter-narrative campaigns to maintain plausible deniability.
Insurance And Liability $525K/yr
[#20] Annual insurance, legal risk, liability reserves (employee injury, exposure, regulatory) — mid-range policy cost.
Program Overhead $375K/yr
[#25] Program management, administrative staff, compliance and auditing overhead (~10–15% typical on staffing and ops).
It And Security Wages $350K/yr
[#6] IT, sysadmin, DevSecOps and forensic analyst salaries (4 staff @ ~80k avg in analyst example).
Cover Story And Legal $300K/yr
[#12] Retained counsel and legal/cover retainer for takedowns, subpoenas, and emergency legal response.
Clinical And Mental Health $250K/yr
[#8] Ongoing psychological monitoring, counseling, and clinical care for exposed staff/subjects.
Facilities Maintenance $180K/yr
[#3, #15, #16] Ongoing facility maintenance, HVAC/electrical/EM checks, server ops/cooling (server/cloud hosting), and quarantine cell upkeep / archival maintenance.
Content Removal Operations $175K/yr
[#13] Ongoing takedowns, platform liaison, monitoring and mitigation operations.
Suppression Maintenance $175K/yr
[#19] Ongoing maintenance and updates to suppression tech (software/plugins, filters, and appliances).
Logistics And Transport $150K/yr
[#17] Standing secure transport capability (armored courier/vehicles/drivers/escorts).
Intelligence Subscriptions $110K/yr
[#14] Dark-web and global monitoring feeds, OSINT and contractor subscriptions.
Training And Drills $85K/yr
[#21] Regular red-team simulations, tabletop exercises, and memetic propagation drills.
Supplies And Consumables $72K/yr
[#10, #22] Consumables for PPE/cognitive-protection replacements and general lab/office disposables and reagents.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $5.5M/yr
85.0% probability / year
Normal year with no major public incidents; routine operations, monitoring, and scheduled R&D.
no public leaks only scheduled research and ops
🚨 Minor Incident $6.5M/yr
14.0% probability / year +$1.0M vs baseline
Localized leak or limited memetic exposure requiring surge response, extra legal takedowns, clinical care, and accelerated remediation.
localized platform leak small-scale staff exposure limited public reposting
🚨 Major Breach $13.5M/yr
1.0% probability / year +$8.0M vs baseline
Significant uncontrolled spread into public virtual spaces or mass cognitive effect requiring large-scale remediation, legal action, emergency care, and program scale-up.
widespread virality on major platforms mass exposures requiring hospitalization major legal/political escalation
👥 Personnel 29 total
Role Count Notes
Research Scientist 5 [#5] Senior and mid-level memetic/information-hazard researchers (2 senior + 3 mid as example).
Lab Technician 2 [#5] Lab techs supporting experiments and instrumentation.
IT / Sysadmin / Forensic Analyst 4 [#6] Sysadmins, DevSecOps, and forensic analysts for air-gapped compute and logging.
Security Officer / MTF Agent 10 [#7] Physical security coverage (8–12 guards + supervisors).
Medical Officer 3 [#8] Psychiatrists, therapists, and clinical monitoring staff for exposed personnel and subjects.
Administrative Staff 2 [#25] Program admin, contracting, compliance and auditing support.
Site Director / Executive Staff 1 [#25] Program director / executive oversight.
Engineer / Maintenance 2 [#1, #3] Facility/EM/shielding and HVAC/compute maintenance engineers.
📋 Confidence Notes
Estimates are order-of-magnitude and the object is highly conceptual/memetic with uncertain failure modes; article is intentionally surreal and incomplete, so cost drivers and incident probabilities are speculative.
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