SCP-3265
Whatever
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low confidence
SCP-3265
Expected annual
$4.0M
One-time setup
$7.8M
Annual recurring
$3.6M
Personnel
22
Estimated initial one-time setup ≈ $7,780,000 driven largely by containment construction, incident/settlement reserves, and equipment/setup; recurring annual costs ≈ $3,621,000 driven by staff wages (research + security + medical), legal/PR, monitoring and contingency/reserve replenishment.
One-Time Capital Costs
Total: $7.8M
Annual Recurring Costs
Total: $3.6M/yr
Cost Scenarios
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Baseline
(baseline)
$3.6M/yr
Normal operational year with no major incidents; routine research, monitoring, and reserve replenishment.
no breach
stable containment
routine operations
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Minor Incident
$4.1M/yr
Contained breach or localized incident requiring additional response, temporary surge in PR/legal/medical costs.
localized breach
limited leak requiring takedown
small-scale medical exposures
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Major Breach
$33.6M/yr
Large-scale public exposure or spread requiring major containment scaling, public-health response, and likely legal settlements.
widespread memetic/digital spread
public-health emergency
large civil litigation
Personnel
22 total
| Role | Count | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Research Scientist | 4 | [#8] Senior memetics/behavioral/medical researchers (salaries included in staff_wages). |
| Research Technician | 4 | [#8] Technical staff to operate equipment, run tests, and maintain secure analysis environments. |
| Security Officer / MTF Agent | 11 | [#9] Level 2/3 guards for 24/7 coverage plus rapid-response specialists (headcount covers rotating shifts; salaries in staff_wages). |
| Medical Officer | 2 | [#10, #6] On-call/part-time medical personnel for emergency response, screenings, and care. |
| Administrative Staff / Site Director | 1 | [#8, #12] Site-level administration, coordination with legal/PR, and budget oversight (salary included in staff_wages). |
Confidence Notes
The SCP description is intentionally vague and authorial; hazard vector (memetic, physical, humanoid) is unspecified. Estimates cover multiple plausible interpretations and wide ranges; many contingency items are highly scenario-dependent, so uncertainty is high.