SCP-3586 Euclid ~ medium confidence
SCP-3586
Expected annual
$703K
One-time setup
$818K
Annual recurring
$696K
Personnel
4.25
Initial capital of approximately $818,000 for pressure-rated containment, equipment, and a contingency reserve; main recurring drivers are staff wages (technician, guards, chef, vet), chef & food costs, and emergency/retainer logistics totaling ~$696k/yr.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $818K
Facilities $350K
[#1] Construction and certified installation of a pressure-rated avian containment chamber (steel frame, pressure-rated door/seals, viewport, blowout systems, inspections).
Contingency Reserve $300K
[#26] Large-scale replication / worst-case contingency fund reserved for mass capture campaigns, facility repair/replacement, large-scale public remediation, or euthanasia campaigns where policy allows.
Equipment $168K
[#2, #3, #4, #10, #11, #13, #16, #17, #18] One-time installation and purchase: HVAC/active pressure control systems, observation/monitoring hardware, specialized stainless fixtures/perches, ornate dishware sets, high-temperature dishwasher/autoclave, tracking tag spares, temporary holding pens, capture/handling hardware, and purchase of emergency response vehicle(s).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $0
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🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $696K/yr
Staff Wages $362K/yr
[#5, #6, #7, #8, #12] Fully loaded annual personnel costs: 1avian technician, 2 security guards (full coverage), part-time veterinarian retainer, private-chef retainer, and time cost for compliments labor.
Supplies And Consumables $115K/yr
[#3, #4, #9, #10, #11, #13, #14, #16, #17, #19, #21, #23, #29, #30] Consumables and small capital replacements: data storage/monitoring maintenance, fixture replacements, meal ingredient baseline (higher-quality option), dishware replacement/polishing, dishwasher consumables, tag data plans and spares maintenance, holding-pen cleaning, capture-equipment replacements, PPE/vaccines/waste handling, documentation/logging costs, spare parts fund, ID/marking program, and minor supplies.
Logistics And Transport $111K/yr
[#15, #18] Routine capture/removal logistics (daily transport, personnel time, fuel) and retainer for an on-call rapid-response / containment-breach team (surge manpower readiness).
Research And Monitoring $65K/yr
[#20, #28] Research program and training: experiments to characterize duplication mechanics (sequencing, behavioral studies, consumables) plus staff training and psychological screening for ritual compliance.
Facilities Maintenance $23K/yr
[#2, #22, #27] Ongoing maintenance, calibration and service contracts for HVAC/pressure-control, periodic pressure-vessel certification/inspections, and utilities (electricity/compressed gas/water) tied to containment systems.
Cover Story And Legal $20K/yr
[#24, #25] Annual allocation for public-cover/legal liaison, coordination with wildlife agencies, permits, and liability/insurance premiums.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $696K/yr
89.5% probability / year
Normal year with routine feeding, maintenance, and no major incidents.
routine_operations no_escape_or_large_duplication
🚨 Minor Incident $707K/yr
8.0% probability / year +$11K vs baseline
Small unexpected duplication surge requiring extra capture, veterinary checks, and minor public liaison.
small_duplication_surge additional_capture_and_testing
🚨 Major Breach $831K/yr
2.0% probability / year +$135K vs baseline
Containment breach or larger-than-normal replication event requiring multi-day recovery operations and facility repairs.
escape_from_chamber multiple_public_sightings facility_damage
🚨 Catastrophic Replication Event $1.3M/yr
0.5% probability / year +$600K vs baseline
Mass replication and/or overpressure damage leading to large-scale capture campaigns, public exposure management, and major facility replacement.
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👥 Personnel 4.25 total
Role Count Notes
Avian Technician / Caretaker 1 [#5] One dedicated full-time technician responsible for daily feeding, tagging, cleaning, and monitoring.
Security Officer / MTF Agent 2 [#6] Two on-site guards to provide continuous coverage and respond to containment alarms.
Part-time Veterinarian / Consultant 0.25 [#7] Part-time contracted veterinary support (retainer/hours equivalent).
Private Chef (retainer) 1 [#8] One contracted/high-quality private chef retained to meet meal reputation requirements.
📋 Confidence Notes
Line items are grounded in practical engineering and operational estimates, but ranges for replication frequency, chef/food policy choices, and incident severity create material uncertainty in annual costs.
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