SCP-3760 Keter ? low confidence
SCP-3760
Expected annual
$874.4M
One-time setup
$3.0B
Annual recurring
$841.4M
Personnel
1250
Initial one-time costs are dominated by contingency surge capacity and secure facilities buildout (~$2.94B); recurring annual costs are dominated by memetic propagation, clandestine operations, staffing and legal/cover operations (~$841M/yr).
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $3.0B
Contingency Surge Capacity $2.5B
[#18] One-time purchase/buildout of modular field hospitals, surge surgical capacity and surge logistics for SMA failure / mass-response planning.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $130.0M
[#16] Specialized lab outfitting for etiology/cure research (ABSL-style adaptations, custom instrumentation, organ-on-chip programs).
Facilities $105.0M
[#7] Level-5 archive construction, secure vaults, EMP/memetic shielding, environmental controls and courier/chain-of-custody systems.
Major Legal Operations Reserve $105.0M
[#5] Reserve one-time budget for high-priority legal operations, gag orders, large cross-jurisdictional suppression actions.
Equipment $27.1M
[#6, #8, #10, #13, #21] Monitoring infrastructure hardware, amnestic suite equipment, specialized PPE and remote surgical tooling, rapid-response fleet procurement (armored vehicles/airlift), and IT/cyber hardware.
Memetic Carrier Development $16.0M
[#1] Creation of authoritative carrier texts, forged studies, paid authors, initial dissemination packages and covert placement.
Fleet And Transport Procurement $13.5M
[#13] One-time procurement of armored/custodial vehicles, secure ambulances, helicopters/airlift and cold-chain transport assets.
Monitoring Infrastructure $8.0M
[#6] Big-data collection hardware and deployment for social-media monitoring and belief surveillance (one-time infrastructure costs).
It And Cyber One Time $2.8M
[#21] One-time secure servers, anti-tamper appliances and redundancy hardware for memetic assets.
Training Curriculum Development $2.6M
[#22] One-time development of memetic-conditioning curriculum and training materials.
Feeding Stockpile $2.5M
[#11] Initial stockpile of nutrient gels, lab-grown food and controlled feeding kits.
Amnestic Suite Setup $55K
[#8] One-time cost per fully-equipped amnestic suite (representative cost for initial suites).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $841.4M/yr
Clandestine Operations $255.0M/yr
[#19] Black-budget clandestine operations, counter-leak operations and payments to foreign officials (highly variable/classified).
Cover Story And Legal $230.5M/yr
[#2, #4, #5, #20, #24] Ongoing memetic propagation/media placement, paid academic/book-journal insertion, routine legal/lobbying operations, PR crisis management and covert public-health coordination.
Staff Wages $127.5M/yr
[#3, #14] Salaries, benefits and contractor fees for Department of Misinformation staff and field/tactical operatives (core personnel costs).
Insurance And Reserve $102.5M/yr
[#15] Annual insurance, legal reserve and settlement fund allocations for civil settlements and liabilities.
Research And Monitoring $72.0M/yr
[#6, #17] Ongoing monitoring operations (memetic epidemiology, sentiment analysis) and research operations/long-term studies (scientists' salaries, sequencing, trials, consumables).
Amnestic Procedures And Supplies $15.5M/yr
[#8] Annual budget for amnestic procedures, reagents and memory-editing operations depending on caseload.
Facilities Maintenance $10.5M/yr
[#7, #25] Level-5 archive maintenance/security, environmental controls, and energy/utilities for secure clinics and data centers.
Specialized Medical Capacity $8.5M/yr
[#9] Isolation wards, surgical teams, imaging and post-op care for routine historical caseload (~50–100 cases/yr).
Logistics And Transport $5.2M/yr
[#13] Operations and maintenance for transport fleet, airlift, secure ambulances and cold-chain logistics.
Training And Memetic Conditioning $5.2M/yr
[#22] Annual training refreshers, memetic-inoculation programs and resilience training for personnel and key populations.
Supplies And Consumables $3.6M/yr
[#10, #11, #12] PPE replacements/consumables, feeding replenishment, hazardous tissue handling and disposal operational costs.
It And Cyber Operations $2.6M/yr
[#21] Ongoing IT, cyber-security, backups, anti-debunking and DDoS protection for memetic assets.
Psychological Care And Rehab $2.6M/yr
[#23] Counseling, trauma care and rehabilitation budgets for affected individuals and staff.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $841.4M/yr
94.0% probability / year
Normal year with SMA-K/O effective; routine propagation, staffing, medical readiness and covert operations proceed without major incidents.
no_memetic_failure routine_medical_load ongoing_propagation
🚨 Minor Incident $891.4M/yr
5.0% probability / year +$50.0M vs baseline
Localized exposure or discovery leading to targeted legal actions, PR campaigns and limited surge medical response.
localized_leak targeted_media_exposure limited_outbreak_cluster
🚨 Major Failure $3.9B/yr
1.0% probability / year +$3.0B vs baseline
Widespread collapse of the memetic carrier (SMA-K/O failure) causing mass disbelief, requiring nationwide/global surge medical response, mass amnestics and large clandestine operations.
global_memetic_failure mass_outbreak urgent_surge_deployment
👥 Personnel 1250 total
Role Count Notes
Department of Misinformation / Content & Academic Ops 1000 [#3] Content strategists, academic liaisons, legal counsel, PR specialists and contractors. Assumed ~1000 FTE at an average fully-burdened cost (~$85k/year) consistent with the $85M allocation in staff_wages.
Field Team / Tactical Security 250 [#14] Trained containment operatives and tactical response teams. Assumed ~250 operatives at a higher fully-burdened cost (~$170k/year) consistent with the $42.5M allocation in staff_wages.
📋 Confidence Notes
Estimates rely on broad ranges and classified/black-budget items; many line items (clandestine ops, legal bribery, global propagation scale) are intentionally variable and underreported, producing low confidence.
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