SCP-3871
Safe
~
medium confidence
SCP-3871
Expected annual
$174K
One-time setup
$122K
Annual recurring
$172K
Personnel
3
One-time setup and containment upgrades are modest (~$121.5k) driven by locker upgrades, memetic-filtering/CCTV, ballistic/test equipment and a contingency reserve. Recurring costs (~$172.15k/yr) are dominated by allocated research staff wages, security/guard time and ongoing maintenance/consumables with additional recurring items for PR/legal and medical contingencies.
One-Time Capital Costs
Total: $122K
Annual Recurring Costs
Total: $172K/yr
Cost Scenarios
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Baseline
(baseline)
$172K/yr
Normal year with routine operations, testing at planned cadence, and no major incidents.
routine_testing
no_misfires
no_public_leak
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Minor Incident
$180K/yr
Single small incident (misfire or unexploded pyrotechnic) requiring EOD response, limited repairs and a medical/amnestic treatment for exposed staff.
unexploded_pyrotechnic
single_medical_amnestic
local_equipment_repair
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Major Incident
$232K/yr
Severe event such as a fire or containment failure requiring replacement containment, major equipment replacement and larger-scale remediation.
fire_damage
containment_replacement
major_equipment_loss
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Political Exposure
$212K/yr
Significant leak or public exposure requiring aggressive PR/legal response, takedowns and increased monitoring/enforcement.
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viral_imagery
legal_actions
Personnel
3 total
| Role | Count | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Research Scientist | 1 | [#12] One research scientist position allocated (typically ~0.5 FTE charged to SCP-3871; shared across projects). |
| Pyrotechnics Technician / Small-Arms Tech | 1 | [#11, #15, #12] One technical staffer responsible for testing, maintenance and ordnance handling (approx. 0.5 FTE allocated; often shared). |
| Security Officer / MTF Agent | 1 | [@#13] Incremental security/escort allocation for transfers and testing (mostly drawn from existing site guards; cost included in security_guard_time). |
Confidence Notes
Notes provide ranges and clear cost drivers (locker upgrades, memetic filters, staff wages) enabling a moderate-confidence estimate; wide ranges for suppression choice, staff FTE allocation and incident costs leave some uncertainty.