SCP-5347 Gödel-Euclid ~ medium confidence
SCP-5347
Expected annual
$32.8M
One-time setup
$116.0M
Annual recurring
$31.7M
Personnel
31
Initial one-time capital and contingency reserves dominate upfront cost (~$116M), while recurring annual operations (detection, maritime/aerial response, staffing, counter-meme and legal/medical operations) drive a high ongoing budget (~$31.7M/year). Major cost drivers are maritime assets, global detection integration, contingency reserves, staff wages, and large-scale coverup/legal/social-media operations.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $116.0M
Maritime Assets Capital $30.0M
[#3] Capital purchase of 2 medium research/interdiction vessels (ownership chosen over charter).
Contingency Reserve $30.0M
[#29] Contingency / escalation reserve for emergency acquisitions and rapid response to behavioral changes.
Equipment $16.0M
[#1] Global detection network initial procurement (coastal radars, acoustic buoys, satellite payloads integration).
Victim Compensation Reserve $15.0M
[#20] Victim family compensation and settlements reserve fund.
Facilities $12.0M
[#9, #22] Secure research/containment facility build and medical quarantine suites build combined (BSL-2/3 hybrid, ritual-safe room, decon, isolated wards).
Aerial Assets Capital $6.0M
[#5] Long-endurance ISR drones, shipboard UAVs, and 1–2 medium-lift helicopters capital purchase.
Legal Contingency Reserve $5.0M
[#19] One-time legal contingencies / settlements reserve (distinct allocation referenced by retainer note).
Rov And Small Boats $800K
[#7] ROVs, tow winches, dive gear and small workboats for near-surface investigation.
Social Media Setup $500K
[#16] Social-media moderation & counter-meme initial legal/tech integration and workflow setup.
It Secure Setup $500K
[#26] Initial secure communications and hardened stack setup (encrypted storage, comms, forensic servers).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $200K
[#14] Start-up lab materials and initial research consumables ($0.2M start-up).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $31.7M/yr
Logistics And Transport $8.0M/yr
[#4, #6, #24] Rapid-response maritime operations (crewing, maintenance, port fees for 2 ships), aerial operations (UAV/helicopter fuel/maintenance/pilots), routine secure transport/logistics.
Staff Wages $5.0M/yr
[#11] Salaries and benefits for core personnel: 4research scientists, 12 marine crew, 8 security, 3 data analysts, 2 medical/psych, 1 linguist/folklorist, 1 operations manager.
Cover Story And Legal $4.5M/yr
[#17, #19] Ongoing social-media moderation/counter-meme operations and legal/PR retainers to coordinate coverup and government/platform liaison.
Research And Monitoring $4.3M/yr
[#2, #12, #14] Global detection operations/satellite tasking and analyst triage, occult consultants/cultural intermediaries, ongoing research program (ritual mechanics, genomics, ethnography).
Medical And Psych Care $2.0M/yr
[#23] Medical & psychological care for victims: inpatient care, screenings, long-term therapy; scaled for dozens–hundreds of patients annually.
Supplies And Consumables $1.8M/yr
[#8, #28] ROV/diving operations consumables and general energy/consumables (fuel, ritual inks) recurring costs.
Facilities Maintenance $1.0M/yr
[#10] Facility operating costs & utilities: lab consumables, HVAC, routine maintenance, on-site security.
Controlled Entry Missions $1.0M/yr
[#13] Controlled-entry mission cost: assumed ~$500k per mission × ~2 missions/year (recruiting, ritual materials, protective gear, staging, extraction).
Cocoon Sample Analysis $1.0M/yr
[#15] Cocoon/sample analysis: assumed ~5 samples/year at avg cost ~$200k/sample (microscopy, chemical/magical residue analysis, containment dissection).
Missing Persons Investigations $1.0M/yr
[#21] Missing-persons investigations & liaison operations: assumed moderate caseload and regional liaison offices.
Digital Forensics $700K/yr
[#18] Digital forensic analysis and strategic discrediting operations (forensic image analysis, paid debunking where legal).
Diplomatic Liaison $500K/yr
[#27] Diplomatic & government liaison budget: grants/covert cooperation funding to partner governments and coast guards.
Insurance And Occupational Health $500K/yr
[#30] Insurance, liability, and occupational health coverage premiums and medevac insurance.
Training And Safety $200K/yr
[#25] Training & safety programs: maritime/dive training, ritual-safe handling protocols, psychological resilience training.
It And Secure Comms $200K/yr
[#26] Ongoing IT operations, encrypted comms maintenance, secure data storage costs (recurring ops).
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $31.7M/yr
85.0% probability / year
Normal year with ongoing operations, monitoring, research, containment readiness, and standard mission tempo.
no major incidents routine manifestations handled steady caseload of investigations and research
🚨 Minor Incident $33.7M/yr
12.0% probability / year +$2.0M vs baseline
Localized multi-day manifestation requiring emergency surge response, extra missions, and limited settlements/medical surge.
clustered manifestations multiple victims requiring evacuation/medical care temporary spike in social-media spread
🚨 Major Breach $71.7M/yr
2.0% probability / year +$40.0M vs baseline
Large-scale multi-regional incidents with casualties, mass litigation/settlements, emergency acquisition of assets and international coordination.
simultaneous manifestations across regions high-casualty events large-scale legal/settlement demands
🚨 Political Exposure $41.7M/yr
1.0% probability / year +$10.0M vs baseline
Significant public or government exposure forcing major diplomatic/legal action and accelerated containment/coverup expenses.
leak or viral evidence governmental inquiries large public panic or media investigation
👥 Personnel 31 total
Role Count Notes
Research Scientist 4 Laboratory and ritual research staff as listed in analyst notes.
Marine Crew 12 Crew for rapid-response vessels and small boat operations.
Security Officer / MTF Agent 8 On-site security for facilities and response operations.
Data Analyst 3 Analysts for detection network triage and false-positive filtering.
Medical Officer / Psychologist 2 Medical and psychological care providers for victims and staff.
Linguist / Folklorist 1 Cultural intermediaries and ritual specialists liaison.
Operations Manager 1 Coordination of response assets, logistics and liaison duties.
📋 Confidence Notes
Analyst notes provide detailed line items and ranges, but the phenomenon's transitive/global nature and wide cost ranges (and per-mission/per-sample uncertainties) introduce substantial uncertainty; estimates use mid-range assumptions where ranges were broad.
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