SCP-537 Safe ~ medium confidence
SCP-537
Expected annual
$114K
One-time setup
$116K
Annual recurring
$112K
Personnel
3
First-year one-time setup is approximately $116,300 with ongoing annual operations of about $112,120. Main cost drivers are the soundproof containment build-out, security staffing, and ongoing research/monitoring and contingency budgets.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $116K
Facilities $60K
[#1] Construction of dedicated soundproof containment cell (double stud walls, MLV, resilient channel, acoustic seals, floating floor/isolation pads, HVAC baffling).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $25K
[#14] Initial focused exploratory scientific program (imaging, micro-CT, EM mapping, acoustic emission testing, external facility use and specialist consultants).
Equipment $11K
[#4, #8, #10, #17, #20, #24] CCTV (2x), directional microphones/decibel meters and recorder; cleaning equipment (ultrasonic cleaner); PPE initial purchase; padded transport crate/cart; audio analysis software (one-time licenses); requested poster (framing).
Hvac Modification $8K
[#2] Quiet HVAC installation, vibration-damped ducting, low-vibration pump/fan units, HEPA/humidity control (one-time install).
Legal Coverup Payments $5K
[#18] Initial cover-story/compensation payments, NDAs, paperwork to manage origin witnesses (one-time contingency).
Conservator Initial Assessment $3K
[#9] Initial specialist conservation assessment and stabilization of gramophone and stylus.
Sop Development $3K
[#19] Development of formal SOPs, training materials and initial training session costs (one-time development).
Cleaning Supplies One Time $1K
[#8] Brushes, anti-static tools, professional cleaning solution, optional small ultrasonic cleaner (one-time purchases).
Archival Supplies One Time $300
[#16] Initial acid-free sleeves, archival framing/supplies for SCP-537-2/poster.
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $112K/yr
Staff Wages $83K/yr
[#6, #7, #11] Security staffing (2 guards @ $40k/yr each = $80k) and part-time technician/conservator labor for weekly cleaning and routine diagnostics (~$3,120/yr).
Research And Monitoring $10K/yr
[#14, #20] Ongoing study budget if maintained ($10,000/yr) plus audio analysis software updates/licenses (~$500/yr).
Facilities Maintenance $7K/yr
[#2, #25] HVAC maintenance and low-vibration unit upkeep (~$750/yr) plus pro rata facility overhead allocation ($6,000/yr).
Contingency And Small Repairs $2K/yr
[#23] Small replacements, bulbs, seals, emergency stylus replacements and contingency (~$500-$5,000/yr).
Data Storage And Logging $2K/yr
[#5] Secure server space, backups and archival retention for audio/video logs (~$500-$5,000/yr).
Psychological Support $2K/yr
[#22] Counseling and debriefing budget for handlers and staff (~$500-$3,000/yr).
Supplies And Consumables $1K/yr
[#8, #10, #16, #24, #23] Ongoing cleaning solutions (~$150/yr), PPE replacements (~$150/yr), archival monitoring/supplies (~$500/yr), poster replacements (~$50/yr), and small consumables.
Emergency Response Overtime $1K/yr
[#13] Overtime and rapid-response mobilization budget for tantrum retrievals (~$500-$2,000/yr recommended).
Staff Training And Sop Refreshers $1K/yr
[#19] Annual refresher training, SOP updates and compliance tracking (~$500-$2,000/yr).
Copyright Legal Monitoring $1K/yr
[#21] Periodic legal counsel to monitor copyright/exposure risk if logs used externally (~$500-$2,000/yr).
Logistics And Transport $500/yr
[#17] Occasional relocation jobs or contracted specialized moving (~$500/yr average).
Surveillance Storage And Software $500/yr
[#4] Storage and monitoring software costs for CCTV and audio logs (~$200-$800/yr, mid estimate used).
Conservator Repairs $500/yr
[#9] Periodic repairs/parts and specialist interventions (estimated $200-$2,000 as-needed averaged).
Audio Software Licenses $500/yr
[#20] Updates/licenses for spectral analysis and pattern recognition software (~$200-$1,000/yr).
Electricity $500/yr
[#3] Operational electricity for HVAC, lighting, cameras and monitoring (~$50-$1,200/yr; mid estimate used).
Ppe Replacements $150/yr
[#10] Ongoing replacements for ear protection, gloves, etc.
Poster Replacement $50/yr
[#24] Occasional replacement or reframing of requested poster.
Cover Story And Legal $0/yr
[#15] Licensing and public cover-story costs assumed negligible for internal-only operations.
Personnel Interaction Budget $0/yr
[#12] Weekly 'converse' staff time and escort costs (estimated ~$7,000/yr) currently under consideration; baseline set to $0 pending approval.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $112K/yr
80.0% probability / year
Normal uneventful year with routine maintenance, monitoring, and no policy changes or major incidents.
routine_maintenance no_major_incidents
🚨 Minor Incident $117K/yr
15.0% probability / year +$5K vs baseline
One or more modest tantrums requiring overtime, small repairs, and additional conservator time.
tantrum_response minor_repairs
🚨 Major Breach $162K/yr
2.0% probability / year +$50K vs baseline
Significant containment incident or forced relocation requiring large repairs, legal/cover payments, and emergency research.
large_repair_or_relocation legal_exposure
🚨 Weekly Converse Approved $120K/yr
3.0% probability / year +$8K vs baseline
Foundation approves weekly one-hour 'converse' visits adding staff time and escorts to routine operations.
policy_change approved_weekly_visits
👥 Personnel 3 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 2 [#6] Two guards assigned (salaries included in staff_wages).
Research Technician / Conservator (part-time) 1 [#7, #9, #11] Part-time technician responsible for weekly cleaning, routine diagnostics, and minor conservation tasks (annual labor cost included in staff_wages).
📋 Confidence Notes
Costs are based on analyst-provided ranges for a straightforward Safe-class containment; many line items have wide ranges (e.g., soundproofing, research scope, staffing choices), producing moderate uncertainty.
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