SCP-6604 Safe ~ medium confidence
SCP-6604
Expected annual
$42K
One-time setup
$104K
Annual recurring
$40K
Personnel
0.09
One-time setup (lockers, sensors, humidor, specialist analyses and cover-story setup) is estimated at about $104k; recurring annual costs (security, conservator checks, monitoring, admin, OPSEC/legal, and contingency reserves) are ~ $39.8k/yr, driven mainly by security/transport, emergency reserve and specialist services.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $104K
Facilities $33K
[#1] Capital acquisition and installation of six Class-2 Containment-Storage lockers, reinforced mounting/anchoring.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $21K
[#4, #11] Conservation/preservation setup (acid-free boxes, mounts) and initial forensic/material analyses (SEM/XRF/isotopic) budgeted as initial research setup.
Destructive Testing Contingency $15K
[#15] One-time contingency reserve for approved destructive testing (replacement/duplicates, lab costs).
Cover Story Setup $12K
[#20] One-time cost to craft and seed cover narratives, fake paperwork, and front-company setup.
Equipment $12K
[#2, #3, #5, #6, #18] One-time purchase/install of weapons safe (SCP-6604-2), electronic humidor cabinet (SCP-6604-3), padded trays/shelving for glasses (SCP-6604-5), per-locker sensors/CCTV/tamper sensors, and secure storage hardware/IT for video archiving.
Microbiological Initial Testing $3K
[#12] One-time microbiological/pest testing of cigars/humidor to rule out biohazards.
Valuation Appraisal $3K
[#23] One-time administrative appraisal/valuation of items for internal accounting.
Regulatory And Legal One Time $2K
[#19] Initial regulatory filings, weapons permits, and legal counsel to set up compliance and cover story foundations.
Replica Inventory Creation $1K
[#16] One-time creation/preparation of interview-use replicas/spares and dedicated mounts/containers.
Inventory System $750
[#7] One-time RFID/barcode tags and readers purchase and initial tagging setup.
Electrical Backup Ups $400
[#24] One-time purchase of UPS for humidor and critical monitoring equipment.
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $40K/yr
Staff Wages $10K/yr
[#7, #8] Fractional administrative staffing for inventory/chain-of-custody (0.05–0.1 FTE) and Level-3/Level-4 approval time (0.02–0.05 FTE) aggregated as personnel wage allocation.
Security Staffing $5K/yr
[#9] Incremental guard/escort costs for transfers, interview escorts and additional monitoring (overtime/escorts).
Research And Monitoring $4K/yr
[#6, #12, #14] Ongoing monitoring/maintenance for sensors/CCTV, periodic conservator visits/inspections, and routine microbiological/pest monitoring.
Logistics And Transport $4K/yr
[#10] Armored/secure transport costs for inter-site moves and packing/prep for a few moves per year.
Emergency Response Fund $3K/yr
[#22] Annual contingency fund for emergency conservator callouts, pest fumigation, rapid transport or short-term incident response.
Facilities Maintenance $2K/yr
[#17] Pro-rated site overhead allocation (space, utilities, HVAC, routine maintenance) for assigned lockers/footprint.
Cover Story And Legal $2K/yr
[#19, #20] Annual renewals, occasional counsel and cover-story maintenance/payouts to third parties.
Internal Reserve Funding $2K/yr
[#23] Annual internal reserve/amortization contribution for valuation/replacement planning.
Annual Audit And Compliance $2K/yr
[#25] Annual internal audit and compliance review of containment procedures and chain-of-custody.
Armorer Service And Licensing $1K/yr
[#2] Annual armorer inspections, inerting checks and weapons-licensing compliance costs for SCP-6604-2.
Destructive Testing Contingency Reserve $1K/yr
[#15] Annual reserve for any small-scale destructive testing contingencies.
Training For Handlers $1K/yr
[#21] Annual training/retraining sessions for handlers and interview staff (artifact handling, chain-of-custody).
Inventory Management $800/yr
[#7] Database licenses, secure audit-log services and minor admin time specifically for inventory system.
Supplies And Consumables $600/yr
[#13] PPE, nitrile gloves, cleaning agents, packing materials and general consumables.
Replica Maintenance $500/yr
[#16] Annual maintenance/cleaning cycles and replacement of interview-use replicas/spares.
It Storage Recurring $500/yr
[#18] Video retention, encrypted backups and secure access admin for recordings.
Humidor Maintenance $300/yr
[#3] Electricity, distilled water, humidification packs and calibration consumables for humidor.
Ups Battery Amortization $150/yr
[#24] Battery replacement amortization for UPS units protecting humidor/monitoring.
Storage Replacements $100/yr
[#5] Annual replacement/consumables for padded trays and storage inserts.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $40K/yr
85.0% probability / year
Normal, uneventful year with routine maintenance, monitoring, conservator visits and scheduled transfers.
routine_transfers scheduled_conservator_visits regular_monitoring
🚨 Minor Incident $45K/yr
10.0% probability / year +$5K vs baseline
Localized pest outbreak, humidity failure, or small accidental damage requiring emergency conservator/pest fumigation and short-term recovery.
pest_outbreak humidor_humidity_failure minor_damage_to_items
🚨 Major Breach $90K/yr
2.0% probability / year +$50K vs baseline
Theft, major damage to one or more instances, or a security breach requiring full incident response, replacement procurement and legal/OPSEC actions.
theft_or_loss major_damage site_security_breach
🚨 Political Exposure $65K/yr
3.0% probability / year +$25K vs baseline
Discovery or legal scrutiny of cigar imports/weapons storage leading to intensive legal fees, cover-story revision, and external liaison expenses.
legal_challenge customs_or_public_scrutiny requirement_for_extensive_cover_rewrite
👥 Personnel 0.09 total
Role Count Notes
Administrative Staff 0.06 0.05–0.1 FTE allocated for inventory management, tagging and routine approvals (covered in staff_wages).
Level-3 / Level-4 (approvals) 0.03 0.02–0.05 FTE of senior officer time for test/usage approvals and paperwork (covered in staff_wages).
📋 Confidence Notes
Containment and preservation requirements are well-described and many line items have concrete estimates; however ranges and site/accounting assumptions (number of sites, frequency of transfers, contingency sizing) introduce moderate uncertainty.
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