SCP-7383 Unknown ? low confidence
SCP-7383
Expected annual
$4.2M
One-time setup
$5.3M
Annual recurring
$4.1M
Personnel
18
Initial containment and technical buildout (purchase/retrofitting, AI/IT buildout, and R&D initiation) are expected to cost several million USD up front; recurring costs are dominated by specialized personnel, ongoing R&D/AI hosting, and information suppression, yielding multi-million-dollar annual budgets.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $5.3M
Facilities $1.4M
[#1, #2, #10, #11] Purchase/lease/legal acquisition of BO-2 and structural retrofitting (hermetic seals, EM shielding, soundproofing), small medical isolation suite construction, and evidence vault buildout; mid-range estimate of combined line items.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $1.2M
[#8] Initial R&D lab buildout, instruments, trial setups and startup costs for memetic detection and countermeasure development.
Emergency Reserve $1.0M
[#16] One-time contingency/reserve fund for rapid-response containment expansion, relocation, or escalation expenses (set-aside reserve).
Equipment $885K
[#5, #6, #7] MAGNA.AIC secure air-gapped compute/storage buildout, air-gapped redaction workstations/secure printers/shredders, and initial procurement of cognitive PPE and sensory-dampening equipment.
Demolition Sequestration Plan $600K
[#17] Demolition, entombment or permanent sequestration capacity (demolition/remediation and potential covert operations contingency).
Initial Cover And Legal $300K
[#13] Initial information-ops, PR cover story creation, legal suppression, DMCA/takedown operations and initial retcon/legal setup costs.
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $4.1M/yr
Staff Wages $1.4M/yr
[#3, #4, #20] 24/7 on-site security team (guards + supervisors) and specialized memetics/psychocognitive research team salaries, plus Czech/localization staff wages.
Research And Monitoring $800K/yr
[#5, #8, #27] Ongoing MAGNA.AIC hosting/maintenance, active memetic R&D programs, and multi-year monitoring/audit expenses.
External Grants And Collaborations $400K/yr
[#24] Grants and covert collaborations with allied labs and academia to study allegorical effluence off-site.
Cover Story And Legal $300K/yr
[#13, #14] Ongoing PR/retainer/takedown operations and foreign-jurisdiction legal/diplomatic retainers for Czech municipal coordination.
Insurance And Indemnities $200K/yr
[#19] Insurance, indemnities, legal settlements placeholder and liability management budget.
Medical And Psych Services $150K/yr
[#9] Ongoing psychological treatment, inpatient/outpatient care, medication, and 24/7 acute crisis team for exposed personnel.
Black Procurement And Misc $150K/yr
[#26] Unanticipated off-book procurement, exotic equipment purchases, and emergency contractors.
Mail Interception And Postal Liaison $120K/yr
[#12] Postal screening, courier contracts, liaison with national postal/customs to intercept outbound anomalous packets.
Logistics And Transport $100K/yr
[#15] Routine secure transport, armored transfers, escorts and customs/quarantine handling for artifacts and personnel.
Secure Data Handling $100K/yr
[#6] Ongoing operations for air-gapped redaction workstations, cognito-wiping procedures, and retcon/takedown operations staffing.
Energy And Utilities $100K/yr
[#18] Power for containment suite, compute clusters, and HVAC for sealed rooms.
Supplies And Consumables $80K/yr
[#7, #10, #22] Ongoing PPE replacements, medical/quarantine supplies, consumables and specialized redaction/printing supplies.
Training And Simulations $80K/yr
[#23] Regular staff training, cognitive inoculation courses, simulations and external workshops.
It Security And Forensics $75K/yr
[#21] Continuous red-team penetration testing, secure forensic backups of MAGNA.AIC logs, and air-gap integrity audits.
Public Safety Incident Fund $50K/yr
[#25] Baseline annual allowance for civilian remediation, decontamination clinics and compensation (incident-driven fund averaged to annual).
Facilities Maintenance $30K/yr
[#11] Climate-controlled evidence vault and general facility maintenance.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $4.1M/yr
83.0% probability / year
Normal operational year with steady containment, routine research, and no major incidents.
no breach steady research progress routine PR/liaison work
🚨 Minor Incident $4.6M/yr
15.0% probability / year +$500K vs baseline
Localized memetic leak or small exposure event requiring supplemental medical, legal, and transport expenses.
localized memetic exposure small number of affected staff limited public attention
🚨 Major Breach $6.6M/yr
2.0% probability / year +$2.5M vs baseline
Significant containment breach or cross-jurisdictional propagation requiring demolition/sequestration, large legal settlements, and large-scale remediation.
containment breach widespread effluence propagation public exposure/cross-jurisdiction spread
👥 Personnel 18 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 6 [#3] Frontline guards (rotating shifts), estimated at 6 full-time guards as per containment staffing assumptions.
Security Supervisor 2 [#3] On-site supervisors for 24/7 coverage and escalation management.
Research Scientist (Senior Memetics) 3 [#4] Senior memetics researchers (senior-level technical leads).
Research Scientist (Junior Memetics) 3 [#4] Junior memetics researchers assisting experiments and monitoring.
Medical Officer / Cognitive Therapist 1 [#4, #9] On-site cognitive therapist/medical lead for treatment and crisis response.
Philosopher / Linguist Consultant 1 [#4] Part-time consultant (philosopher/linguist) supporting interpretation and containment heuristics.
Administrative / Localization Staff 2 [#20] Czech-speaking administrative and cultural liaison personnel included in recurring staffing.
📋 Confidence Notes
Costs are low-confidence due to SCP-7383's surreal/memetic nature, uncertain scaling of effluence, and jurisdictional/legal unpredictability; many line items are order-of-magnitude estimates rather than precise bids.
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