SCP-7829 Euclid ~ medium confidence
SCP-7829
Expected annual
$16.1M
One-time setup
$164.6M
Annual recurring
$14.1M
Personnel
9
Estimated one-time setup and contingency costs are large due to a worst-case global removal contingency; baseline annual operations are dominated by MTF ops, digital suppression, and monitoring. Total one-time program contingency (large-scale removal + reserves + infrastructure) drives the bulk of upfront spend.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $164.6M
Large Scale Removal Contingency $140.0M
[#14] Program contingency for large‑scale removal/authentication/incineration (20,000 × ~$7,000 average per painting).
Contingency Reserve $15.0M
[#26] Crisis contingency reserve for emergency ad buys, mass seizures, legal emergencies and rapid escalation.
Facilities $5.9M
[#1, #3, #25] Vault fitout, human containment cell retrofits (Faraday shielding, CCTV, restraint/medical monitoring) and construction of private incinerator facility (structural/construction costs).
Initial Research And Lab Setup $2.1M
[#22, #23] One-time in‑house lab setup and initial scientific research program setup costs (lab fitout and initial program equipment/instrumentation).
Digital Ops Setup $1.2M
[#15] One‑time engineering and covert platform development for the disinformation/bot network and secure infrastructure.
Regional Cache Setup $225K
[#24] One‑time purchase of regional rapid‑response caches (portable Faraday enclosures, secure boxes, kits) assumed across multiple regions (aggregate estimate).
Initial Personnel Background Checks $50K
[#6] Aggregated initial per‑staff checks (initial psychological screening and polygraph-like processing aggregated estimate).
Initial Background Clearance $50K
[#7] Aggregated initial clearance processing and high‑level background paperwork for assigned personnel.
Record Systems Setup $50K
[#27] One‑time secure records/evidence server and chain‑of‑custody system setup.
Equipment $0
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🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $14.1M/yr
Logistics And Transport $2.5M/yr
[#9, #11, #13, #24, #25] MTF Upsilon‑23 staffing & ops travel/field budgets, per‑instance undercover procurement/transport, secure incineration logistics per instance, regional cache resupply and armored carrier retainers.
Creator Mitigation $1.8M/yr
[#19] Payments, buyouts, NDAs and takedown budgets for creators/influencers to limit reposting and viral spread.
Research And Monitoring $1.6M/yr
[#10, #12, #22, #23, #27] Art‑market subscriptions and databases, per‑instance authentication/forensic testing, ongoing in‑house research funding and recurring records/evidence management costs.
Social Media Ops $1.3M/yr
[#17] 24/7 SOC‑style team (analysts) and tooling to monitor fan communities and coordinate takedowns.
Digital Ops Maintenance $1.1M/yr
[#16] Hosting, account churn replacement, ad buys, platform takedowns and maintenance for the disinformation/bot network.
Legal Takedown And Pr $1.1M/yr
[#18] Retainers, DMCA filings, ad hoc settlements, takedowns and PR defensive work.
Staff Wages $900K/yr
[#5] Annual fully‑burdened personnel costs for core containment/rotation team (9 FTE coverage for the bi‑monthly rotation described).
Legal Defense And Liaison $700K/yr
[#21] Legal defense, foreign jurisdiction liaison, expedited processing and diplomatic/legal coordination funds.
Community Informant Program $550K/yr
[#20] Paid informants and undercover moderators inside fan communities (Dorianators).
Program Management $525K/yr
[#30] Long‑term program management, compliance officers, audits and senior oversight.
Cover Story And Legal $425K/yr
[#28] Liability, indemnity, PR cover story production, paid experts and fabricated paperwork to sustain public narrative.
Training And Expertise $400K/yr
[#29] Specialist hires (art historians, conservators) and training/retention costs.
Ongoing Personnel Monitoring $275K/yr
[#8] Continuous audits, communications monitoring tools and disciplinary administration for assigned staff.
Personnel Monitoring Program $200K/yr
[#6] Ongoing monitoring program (logs, audits) associated with background/anti‑fraternisation systems initiated after initial checks.
Authentication Testing Budget $200K/yr
[#12] Recurring per‑instance testing budget for forensic authentication of candidate paintings.
Armored Carrier Retainer Per Year $125K/yr
[#25] Annual retainer for armored transport for high‑value item movements.
Undercover Procurement Budget $100K/yr
[#11] Annual reserve for per‑instance pickup/transport/evidence processing (excluding purchase price contingency).
Incineration Budget Per Year $100K/yr
[#13] Recurring budget for secure incineration/disposal per instance (aggregated expected annual cost).
Regional Cache Maintenance Per Year $90K/yr
[#24] Maintain/resupply of regional rapid‑response caches (annual consumables and kit replacement).
Supplies And Consumables $80K/yr
[#4] Food, laundry, routine medical checks, medications, utilities and waste disposal for SCP‑7829‑2 (humane upkeep).
Facilities Maintenance $28K/yr
[#2] Vault HVAC, environmental monitoring sensors, conservator checks, energy and basic maintenance; excludes insurance line item which is combined here.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $14.1M/yr
84.0% probability / year
Normal year with routine monitoring, MTF operations, digital suppression and containment with no major incidents.
steady monitoring occasional acquisitions no viral leaks
🚨 Minor Incident $17.0M/yr
15.0% probability / year +$2.9M vs baseline
Localized viral leak or small public incident requiring intensified takedown, emergency purchases, extra travel and short‑term staffing surge.
viral video leak coordinated fan reposting regional seizure/cleanup
🚨 Major Breach $168.5M/yr
1.0% probability / year +$154.4M vs baseline
Widespread discovery / mass distribution of SCP‑7829‑1 copies triggering a large‑scale global removal program and major political/legal operations.
confirmation of thousands of copies mass viral spread international legal escalation
👥 Personnel 9 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 6 [#5] Core guard positions within the 9 FTE rotation (2–3 guards per shift aggregated into the rotation pool).
Medical Officer / Clinician 1 [#5] Clinician coverage included in rotation pool to monitor SCP‑7829‑2's health and response to incidents.
Research Scientist 1 [#5] On‑call researcher position as part of the containment rotation pool.
Administrative Staff 1 [#5] Administrative/clearing role to manage rotations, scheduling and anti‑fraternisation paperwork.
📋 Confidence Notes
Analyst notes are detailed and provide ranges for most line items, enabling a reasoned cost model; however large uncertainties remain around scale (number of copies in circulation), frequency of viral incidents, and potential political/legal escalation, so estimates—especially contingency sizing—carry notable uncertainty.
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