SCP-8337 Safe ? low confidence
SCP-8337
Expected annual
$339K
One-time setup
$98K
Annual recurring
$326K
Personnel
4
One-time setup costs are modest (~$98k) for a secure storage and monitoring fit-out; recurring annual costs are dominated by staff wages, contingency/reserve, legal/insurance, and lab/testing support leading to ~ $326k/yr baseline. Conditional biological mitigation (autoclave, enhanced PPE, waste disposal, incident response) drives the higher-end contingency scenarios.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $98K
Initial Research And Lab Setup $39K
[#10, #12, #21, #22, #24] Initial stock of enhanced PPE (conditional), autoclave/UV decon unit (conditional), initial SOP/training development, non-invasive monitoring instruments, and archival/preservation materials (conditional).
Facilities $32K
[#1, #17, #19] Secure storage chamber fit-out, secondary/backup containment vault, and localized environmental/HVAC unit one-time costs.
Equipment $24K
[#2, #3, #7, #20] Access control/logging hardware, video surveillance cameras and archive, secure documentation system initial cost, and UPS hardware.
Personnel Vetting Initial $3K
[#4] Initial background checks/badging for authorized personnel (estimated 4 personnel at mid-range per-person fee).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $326K/yr
Staff Wages $165K/yr
[#5, #6, #11] Security staffing (2 guards), research staff time (partial FTE), and dedicated cleaning/maintenance labor.
Administrative Overhead $75K/yr
[#25] Administrative overhead and indirect costs (allocated at ~30% of direct recurring costs as an institutional burden).
Incident Response Reserve $20K/yr
[#15] Annual contingency/reserve for emergency incident response, quarantine activation, contractor fees, and overtime.
Cover Story And Legal $15K/yr
[#8, #23] Legal counsel, FOIA/redaction work, and public-relations/cover-story budget (conditional depending on exposure risk).
Insurance And Liability $15K/yr
[#16] Incremental insurance premiums and liability coverage riders for containment of potentially hazardous/unsanitary material.
Facilities Maintenance $13K/yr
[#2, #3, #7, #12, #19, #20, #21, #22, #24] Ongoing maintenance and support for access control, surveillance storage, documentation system, autoclave maintenance, HVAC energy/maintenance, UPS battery replacement, annual refresher training, instrument calibration, and long-term storage monitoring.
Research And Monitoring $10K/yr
[#14] Sample analysis, laboratory consumables and testing reagents for periodic monitoring (conditional; depends on testing intensity).
Supplies And Consumables $10K/yr
[#9, #10, #11, #13] Basic PPE, enhanced PPE replacement (conditional), cleaning/disinfection supplies, and routine biohazardous waste disposals (conditional).
Logistics And Transport $2K/yr
[#18] Secure transfer and chain-of-custody costs (estimated annual number of transfers).
Personnel Vetting Recurring $1K/yr
[#4] Periodic rechecks for authorized personnel (estimated 4 personnel at mid-range per-person recurring fee).
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $326K/yr
86.0% probability / year
Routine year with no major incidents; regular monitoring, maintenance, and staffing only.
no incidents scheduled testing only
🚨 Minor Incident $346K/yr
8.0% probability / year +$20K vs baseline
Localized contamination or minor sanitary incident requiring overtime, extra testing, and contracted cleaning.
localized contamination extra decon and overtime
🚨 Major Contamination $576K/yr
2.0% probability / year +$250K vs baseline
Significant bio-contamination event requiring quarantine, large-scale decontamination, external contractors, and legal/medical costs.
material shedding live contaminants quarantine and external remediation
🚨 Political Exposure $476K/yr
4.0% probability / year +$150K vs baseline
Public leak or exposure that triggers extensive PR/legal response and elevated insurance/liability costs for the year.
public leak media/legal escalation
👥 Personnel 4 total
Role Count Notes
Security Officer / MTF Agent 2 Two full-time guards to enforce restricted access and escort testing personnel; wages included in staff_wages [#5].
Research Scientist 1 Assigned researcher/technician (partial FTE workload depending on testing frequency); salary prorated and included in staff_wages [#6].
Maintenance / Cleaning 1 Dedicated or assigned cleaning/decontamination labor for object handling and vault upkeep; labor costs included in staff_wages [#11].
📋 Confidence Notes
SCP description is incomplete and the term 'unsanitary' is ambiguous; many items are conditional (biological risk unknown) so estimates rely on conservative mid-range assumptions and are therefore low confidence.
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