SCP-9425 Euclid ? low confidence
SCP-9425
Expected annual
$122K
One-time setup
$700K
Annual recurring
$113K
Personnel
1
Initial one-time setup is modest (~$700k) dominated by legal retainer, research planning, and insurance reserves; recurring annual costs (~$113k/yr) are driven by incident-readiness, legal/cover budgets, and ongoing monitoring/training.
🏗️ One-Time Capital Costs Total: $700K
Legal Retainer $275K
[#16] One-time legal retainer/setup to provide cover-up/indemnity planning and initial legal defense posture.
Insurance Reserve $200K
[#23] Initial contingency reserve / insurance buffer held for long-tail liabilities (budgetary reserve, not an expense until used).
Contingent Neutralization Planning $110K
[#21] One-time planning, risk assessment, and procedure development for potential controlled neutralization/destruction.
Initial Research And Lab Setup $68K
[#10, #12] Forensic/material analysis (ink/paper dating, GC-MS, microscopy) and memetics research/containment protocol development (consultant team/time).
Secure Digitization $25K
[#11] Optional air-gapped Faraday-caged scanning station, isolated hardware and secure storage media for controlled digitization (optional/high-risk).
Equipment $11K
[#2, #3, #4, #5] Archival-grade adhesive/tamper seals, access-control hardware (electronic lock/biometric), CCTV + motion/tamper sensors, and a basic dehumidifier/archival inserts (hardware and installation).
Facilities $5K
[#1] Safe/archival cabinet purchase, bolting to floor and installation to replace existing overflow filing cabinet.
Training Development $5K
[#8] Development of memetic-safety training course, SOPs, and printed materials.
Consumables Initial $300
[#19] Initial purchase of acid-free folders, inert sleeves, archival boxes (one-time acquisition).
🔄 Annual Recurring Costs Total: $113K/yr
Cover Story And Legal $50K/yr
[#16, #22] Annual cover/PR/legal contingency baseline to fund retainers, small settlements, and media management reserve (event-driven expenditures may exceed this).
Incident Response Readiness $25K/yr
[#13] Annual training, tabletop and live drills, and readiness costs for security + medical/psych rapid-response teams.
Oversight Reviews $15K/yr
[#20] Recurring costs for ethics/oversight board meetings, compliance reviews, and associated administrative/legal time.
Staff Wages $9K/yr
[#6] Incremental salary burden for dedicating ~0.1 FTE of a Level-2 archivist / memetics-trained staff or equivalent tasking costs (alternative security rotation).
Psychological Screening $3K/yr
[#7] Ongoing psych screening and counseling for a small roster of authorized personnel (estimated for ~5-authorized roster prorated).
Secure Digitization Storage $3K/yr
[#11] Controlled air-gapped storage media audits and secure offline storage costs if digitization is performed.
Security Monitoring $2K/yr
[#4] CCTV monitoring, storage, and sensor maintenance for cabinet-area surveillance.
Memetic Training $2K/yr
[#8] Annual refresher trainings, drills, and SOP updates specific to memetic/infohazard safety.
Research And Monitoring $2K/yr
[#18] Documentation upkeep, restricted logging, archival DB maintenance, and small monitoring audits.
Equipment Maintenance $1K/yr
[#3] Annual maintenance and software updates for access-control hardware and logging systems.
Supplies And Consumables $800/yr
[#9, #19] Annual replacement of PPE, single-use handling consumables, and periodic replacement of archival sleeves/folders.
Facilities Maintenance $500/yr
[#5] Minor ongoing environmental control energy/maintenance (dehumidifier, archival inserts).
Logistics And Transport $0/yr
[#17] No routine moves budgeted; per-move armored courier/escort costs are event-driven ($2k–$15k per move) and handled in scenarios/contingencies.
Forensic Cleanup Contingent $0/yr
[#14] Per-incident forensic cleanup / hazardous remediation is event-driven ($50k–$500k+ per large incident); budgeted in scenarios rather than routine annual spend.
Autopsy Contingent $0/yr
[#15] Autopsy and medicolegal expenses are per-fatality (~$2k–$10k) and handled event-by-event; not included as routine annual spend here.
Cost Scenarios
📊 Baseline (baseline) $113K/yr
93.5% probability / year
Normal year with no major incidents; routine monitoring, training, and readiness activities only.
no incidents routine training scheduled audits
🚨 Minor Incident $128K/yr
5.0% probability / year +$15K vs baseline
Small localized incident requiring a single rapid-response deployment and limited forensic work (e.g., one affected staff member, minor contamination).
single behavioral/medical incident small-scale forensic cleanup one deployment of response team
🚨 Major Breach $413K/yr
1.0% probability / year +$300K vs baseline
Significant containment breach or discovery causing large-scale forensic cleanup, multiple responses, and legal work (Outpost-level cleanup scenario).
facility-wide contamination multiple casualties extensive hazardous remediation
🚨 Catastrophic Public Exposure $1.1M/yr
0.5% probability / year +$1000K vs baseline
Publicly visible breach or exposure requiring major PR/cover-up operations, large settlements, mass relocation/witness management and multi-agency legal defense.
public discovery media exposure large-scale litigation/settlements
👥 Personnel 1 total
Role Count Notes
Archivist / Memetics-trained staff 1 Designated custodian (0.1 FTE incremental tasking covered by staff_wages estimate; roster of authorized personnel exists but incremental headcount budgeted here is one designated archivist).
📋 Confidence Notes
Substantial uncertainty due to infohazardous effects, episodic historical extremes, and wide per-incident cost ranges; probabilities and many contingencies are judgment-based rather than tightly specified.
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